I Just Had The Best Dream Ever !!!!!!

[lordmarshall200]

i just had the best dream ever. do y'all remember tia and tamara, those twins from that show, Sister Sister ??? I dreamed i had a threesome wit them:nanner: .

First i made them take off their shoes, because i have a foot fetish. then one of the was sucking my balls while the other gave me a footjob.:thumbsup: . Eventually they both started sucking my dick though.

Then one of them took of their pants and her ass was big as hell. i just put my face in their abnd began licking her pussy. it tasted so good, i could taste her coming, and the other one was getting naked too.

Then i started sucking the other ones tits, and i was about to hit it (fuck a condom, i was going raw ) Then the door knocked and some white girl walked in.

And i woke up.:thefinger

 

[SeraphiM]

Here's a :glugglug: to a pretty cool dream :thumbsup:

 

[member2686]

*hits speed dial up to "'t north"* :1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[spiceworld]

Thanks for sharing... i guess... :dunno:

 

[member2686]

I took a dump earlier today and looked at hot babes in FHM magazine as I did my business. Should I start a thread about that? LOL! :dunno: :eek: :1orglaugh

 

[Anonymous2]

I took a dump earlier today and looked at hot babes in FHM magazine as I did my business. Should I start a thread about that? LOL! :dunno: :eek: :1orglaugh

So did one of the FHM babes jump out of the mag and started licking your balls? Otherwise I don't care

 

[Max]

:rofl2: Nightfly & VegasYankee you 2 crack me up :rofl: always rip into the dumb threads :thumbsup:

 

[member2686]

Oh I'm not ripping into anything/anyone. I'm just "sharing" like the thread starter did. :nanner: :hatsoff:

 

[Jacksson_77]

[...]Then the door knocked and some white girl walked in.

And i woke up.:thefinger

... and your mom was standing in front of you, seeing you holding your cock in your hand?

Just kidding, man!

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[member2686]

No, no you weren't... LOL :hatsoff: :thumbsup:

...Just kidding, man!...:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[member20672]

I took a dump earlier today and looked at hot babes in FHM magazine as I did my business. Should I start a thread about that? LOL! :dunno: :eek: :1orglaugh

I thought I was the only one that did that

 

[Death_blooms08]

I took a dump earlier today and looked at hot babes in FHM magazine as I did my business. Should I start a thread about that? LOL! :dunno: :eek: :1orglaugh

You read FHM while dumping, what a loser, Stuff is where the best reading material while pooping is at.

 

[member2686]

Actually, Playboy is best for that. Their pictorials usually suck so much, you can rip out the pages and wipe your ass with them. lmao

Have they moved into the 1980s yet where they actually show labia? I know it's cliche as hell, but it is a quality magazine for the articles. The pics are just so over-produced and cookie-cutter, though (at least American Playboy).

Playboy's great for adult men for the articles, and great for 16 year-olds looking for "boobies," but I think it sucks as far as erotica goes.

:2 cents:

You read FHM while dumping, what a loser, Stuff is where the best reading material while pooping is at.

 

[Death_blooms08]

Actually, Playboy is best for that. Their pictorials usually suck so much, you can rip out the pages and wipe your ass with them. lmao

Have they moved into the 1980s yet where they actually show labia? I know it's cliche as hell, but it is a quality magazine for the articles. The pics are just so over-produced and cookie-cutter, though (at least American Playboy).

Oh god, I wish I could laugh but its so patheticly true I can't. My old roomate got bored and bought a playboy mag a while back and I actually got so bored that I read the entire thing from front to back, sadly they put more into the articles than the girls/pictorials.

 

[member2686]

Hence the success of MAXIM and FHM - they're men's mags with quality content and non-nudes that are well-shot (a bit heavy on the advertising, but even those are kinda hot). Playboy has become a mockery of itself IMO. It was revolutionary 40 years ago, but today you could safely give your 16 year-old son a copy and not even really worry about him "seeing too much." (lol like I'm gonna worry about my son, when I do have one, looking at porn - the human body is beautiful and he's not going to grow up in the dark not knowing about sex and nudity as I did and as did many generations before me)

Hell, I've seen more erotic stuff in my ex g/f's Cosmo mags than in some issues of Playboy. lmao

Oh god, I wish I could laugh but its so patheticly true I can't. My old roomate got bored and bought a playboy mag a while back and I actually got so bored that I read the entire thing from front to back, sadly they put more into the articles than the girls/pictorials.

 

[spiceworld]

God... way too much informations guys ! :eek: :1orglaugh

 

[jod0565]

Back to the thread topic - I had a dream.

 

[Civickiller80]

I took a dump earlier today and looked at hot babes in FHM magazine as I did my business. Should I start a thread about that? LOL! :dunno: :eek: :1orglaugh

It wouldnt be the weirdest thread I've see in the past few days

 

[member2686]

Yeah, I'm waiting for the "I give myself Dirty Sanchezes...Am I normal?" thread to pop up anytime soon now... :rofl2: :eek: :1orglaugh

It wouldnt be the weirdest thread I've see in the past few days

 

[foxycougar]

Oh god, I wish I could laugh but its so patheticly true I can't. My old roomate got bored and bought a playboy mag a while back and I actually got so bored that I read the entire thing from front to back, sadly they put more into the articles than the girls/pictorials.

I've watched a few episodes of THe Girls Next Door, which is about the three chicks that live with Hef and consider themselves his 'girlfriends'.....it made me want to jab my eyes out with a spoon. However, it was interesting to see the screening process that the women go through to be in the magazine. They probably all seem cookie cutter because Hef chooses them all personally.