I have a totally random question about Evan Stone and no, I am not gay...

[Roy_Munson]

I feel more than a little weird asking this question but here goes:

So, I watch a lot of these softcore movies on HBO Zone (or whatever it's called) with a lot of the same casts over and over like "Bikini Time Machine" and "Dirty Blondes from Beyond" and I've noticed something weird.

It's not really a complaint but the dude often does not disrobe when he's in a sex scene. He'll be banging a chick in the movie and keeps his shirt, pants and even shoes on -- just unbottons his pants apparently.

It's not that I WANT to see naked guys ...but in a way, it's sort of distracting in a way to be watching a sex scene and one of the participant is (almost) fully clothed. Did the man suddenly get shy after doing porn for all these years or what??

I'm sure this is an unusal question for this board and I'm pretty much expecting to get goofed on when/if people reply ...but it just puzzled me! I've noticed in several films now

 

[squallumz]

are you sure you're not gay?

no.. really. he gets naked all the time. granted, i dont watch softcore like the ones you're talking about though. the one thing that bugs me about him are his saggy balls. he's hilarious but his balls are distracting. and no, im not gay...

 

[ApolloBalboa]

are you sure you're not gay?

no.. really. he gets naked all the time. granted, i dont watch softcore like the ones you're talking about though. the one thing that bugs me about him are his saggy balls. he's hilarious but his balls are distracting. and no, im not gay...

I asked him, and he said by noticing his balls, you're officially gay. Congratulations. :hatsoff:

 

[squallumz]

I asked him, and he said by noticing his balls, you're officially gay. Congratulations. :hatsoff:

well, i could do worse. at least evan would make me laugh over breakfast.

 

[lurkingdirk]

well, i could do worse. at least evan would make me laugh over breakfast.

I'm pretty sure he'd make you blow him over breakfast.

:2 cents:

 

[squallumz]

I'm pretty sure he'd make you blow him over breakfast.

:2 cents:

no! not the balls! its like a fucking newtons cradle down there!


oh, let me clear that up for you kiddies.

 

[Roald]

this thread is ghey!

 

[Roy_Munson]

Maybe he keeps his pants on to hide these saggy balls

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm pretty sure he'd make you blow him over breakfast.

:2 cents:

I take it you speak from experience.

 

[JasonCook78]

are you sure you're not gay?

no.. really. he gets naked all the time. granted, i dont watch softcore like the ones you're talking about though. the one thing that bugs me about him are his saggy balls. he's hilarious but his balls are distracting. and no, im not gay...

 

[gunslingingbird]

He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

 

[squallumz]

He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

speaking of boyfriends, are you going to call me or not?

 

[JasonCook78]

speaking of boyfriends, are you going to call me or not?

 

[gunslingingbird]

speaking of boyfriends, are you going to call me or not?

Don't pretend, you son of a bitch! Every time I call you it goes straight to voicemail. You even left me waiting in the tub last week! I've tried and tried, but things between us just aren't working out. :crying:

 

[JasonCook78]

Don't pretend, you son of a bitch! Every time I call you it goes straight to voicemail. You even left me waiting in the tub last week! I've tried and tried, but things between us just aren't working out. :crying:

Post of the week material right there. lmao

 

[Roy_Munson]

This thread is funny

 

[squallumz]

This thread is funny

it was a couple of months ago. yes.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

This thread is funny

:1orglaugh

 

[DP_LOVER]

This thread is funny

.... in September