I had some spare time with my Lego set
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StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
When I was a kid, I had Legos. I made square houses. And square houses. And square mutated people.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
When I was a kid, I had shitloads of legos, and I kicked some major creative ass, with my building skills. I sold them all 2 years ago....I wish I didn't.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
When I was a kid I regularly stepped on legos in the dark with bare feet on my way to the bathroom. Worst kind of pain. I suppose some feminist asshole would say childbirth is worse but fuck them. Tell that to the twelve year old me sporting lego brick imprint bruises and cuts on the bottom of my feet.
I do think that if men were the ones to give birth out their damn pee-holes, our population growth would be precisely zero. I mean, I've passed stones before and that shit really hurts. And that was something smaller than a pea. I couldn't possibly squirt out something the size of a watermelon through that same hole. As improbable as that may be, I would think a man's pennis would wind up looking like Ben Stiller's arms after the opening sequence in "Tropic Thunder."
I couldn't find a good quality still photo but you get the idea. We'd all end up with OctoPennises.
I had some of the Lego Space Mission sets that I freakin' loved and to be honest, I'd probably still play with them now because I'm mildly retarded. But I am an excellent driver.
I never could master the intricacies involved with the design and execution of complex Lego machinery like that. Cool video.
I do think that if men were the ones to give birth out their damn pee-holes, our population growth would be precisely zero. I mean, I've passed stones before and that shit really hurts. And that was something smaller than a pea. I couldn't possibly squirt out something the size of a watermelon through that same hole. As improbable as that may be, I would think a man's pennis would wind up looking like Ben Stiller's arms after the opening sequence in "Tropic Thunder."
I couldn't find a good quality still photo but you get the idea. We'd all end up with OctoPennises.
I had some of the Lego Space Mission sets that I freakin' loved and to be honest, I'd probably still play with them now because I'm mildly retarded. But I am an excellent driver.
I never could master the intricacies involved with the design and execution of complex Lego machinery like that. Cool video.
to much time on your hands when
