I finally went to the lap dancing club

[Psychology]

nothing like spending a bunch of money, gettin all horned up and going home alone.
thats why the "lap dancing clubs" here are better.
because all the girls (sexier and prettier than 90% of the strippers in the states) are available for sex in between dances.
You can even take them home for the price of a few U.S. dick teases, I mean lap dances.

Sex in between sessions? Where do you live?

 

[tubuler]

Careful. Don't fall into the category that is me. I'm hooked on strip clubs as it's the only attention I get from females. I walk in there and see a giant ass and all my money disappears. You can easily spend yout entire paycheck if you're not careful. On the same token, it sucks to have a hot girls willing to give you a lap dance, yet have no cash to do so. I've been in that spot too, but I'm mostly in the spot of working to give my paychecks to strippers.

i was kind of like that myself. get super drunk and waste a ton of money, usually on one of 3 girls. i don't go anymore, that fantasy is just that, a fantasy.

it can get to be expensive, be smart with your money. it's fun, though, if you can afford it.

Sounds like you guys need to read the "Top 10 Strip Club Mistakes" list. (see above)

 

[Psychology]

Sounds like you guys need to read the "Top 10 Strip Club Mistakes" list. (see above)

Wow, I fall into all of them except for #10

 

[nothingandless]

Sounds like you guys need to read the "Top 10 Strip Club Mistakes" list. (see above)

nah, i've leared from my "mistakes"
i had fun, and thats the important part. :glugglug:

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Sex in between sessions? Where do you live?

He's in the great country of Colombia dude.

 

[Psychology]

He's in the great country of Colombia dude.

Lucky guy. If I lived there I could have got some long ago.

 

[kendo53636]

holy shit, did she really let you "wank away" while she danced?
Where I live any body caught jerking off while the girl was giving a dance would be thrown out immediatley. We can't touch them and they don't touch you either. Just watching, and I've never even heard of somebody jacking it while getting a lapdance. My town isn't a square town by any means either, there's plenty of drugs, rehab centers, street people, hookers, all that fun shit, but no wanking it while the stripper dances.

 

[gunslingingbird]

nothing like spending a bunch of money, gettin all horned up and going home alone.
thats why the "lap dancing clubs" here are better.
because all the girls (sexier and prettier than 90% of the strippers in the states) are available for sex in between dances.
You can even take them home for the price of a few U.S. dick teases, I mean lap dances.

That's what titty bars are like in Colombia? I gotta go there sometime. Or, better yet, I'll stick to sex with my girlfriend for free.

 

[meesterperfect]

^ yeah thats what they're like. Exactly like most in the States but they dance,then walk around to each table for tips, if you like them you say Vamos.
its true. its kind of like the old west.
But I agree, girlfriend sex is usually better,especially if your both in love.

 

[hiropro]

As a seasoned Gentlemens club veteran allow me to welcome you by clueing you in on the "Top 10 Strip Club Mistakes". They are as follows:

1. Using Credit Cards. You shouldn’t use credit cards period. This is how Big Brother and The Illuminati track our mind, soul and body. So, it shouldn’t be a surprise that you should never use credit cards in a Gentleman club. There are so many reasons we don’t need to go into them all here. Not the least, what are you going to do with $500 in “Beaver Bucks” when you leave?



Don`t use credit cards.Where do you swipe them????

 

[Bigoldowls]

How much did you spend, including entrance fee?

 

[tartanterrier]

Well done Spanker :glugglug:

 

[BlueBalls]

What a waste of time and money.



WELL DONE!!!

 

[ninetysixcavy]

It's aight. I haven't been there in years. You go in there and you realize a lot of the girls look like 2 dollar hookers (depending on the club, maybe?). Then some of them have the audacity to ask you if you wanna screw for like $200-300. It's kind of like, damn bitch, you should be payin' me. :1orglaugh

 

[Katja]

LOL. I remember my first time. It was one of those embarrasing 18th birthday treatments that makes you feel like less than a man......ahhhhh the good ol days.

 

[Skyraider22]

Congrats I can remember every thing about my first time even the song :thumbsup:

 

[FatalFantasy206]

Only been to a strip club once, attractive girls but not my thing. Glad you enjoyed the experience though.