Facetious
Moderated
For why is that every time I make a new electronics device purchase, I get the thing home, unpack it, install the batteries / power it up and I'm stuck indoors for the rest of the f'en day learning how to dodge all of the new options that -
A) are unpopular options to "most" of the people that I knowxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxshhhh ! (3)
B) **** me off to no end as the corporate nerds - i.e. R & D techies in their own rite, principals to most of these "new and improved options" serve only the interests of themselves, not the needs of the customers, IMNSHO.
I could just see the corporate round table conference where the R & D dept. meets with Marketing dept. As we know, the marketing depts besides having their heads up their asses are mesmerized yes-men in the face of R & D dept(s). R & D indoctrinates the Marketing dept(s). ONLY the greater number of options is the better, more ahead of the curve product. :thefinger F YOU ! :thefinger
Wrong ! Nothing could be further from the truth ! You're annoying the hell out of "most" of us ->
(Consensus / Sample of 3 people :tongue
We could care less about your upcoming "smart - toaster" {slight embellishment, but you never know} :dunno:
**** ! Can't even just order "A COFFEE" anymore.
I'm telling you that your new improved home security system will trap you in your burning home !!!!!
C) In the words of a one doc motorcity - What does it all mean ?
Praise the Analog :bowdown:
Praise the Analog
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A) are unpopular options to "most" of the people that I knowxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxshhhh ! (3)
B) **** me off to no end as the corporate nerds - i.e. R & D techies in their own rite, principals to most of these "new and improved options" serve only the interests of themselves, not the needs of the customers, IMNSHO.
I could just see the corporate round table conference where the R & D dept. meets with Marketing dept. As we know, the marketing depts besides having their heads up their asses are mesmerized yes-men in the face of R & D dept(s). R & D indoctrinates the Marketing dept(s). ONLY the greater number of options is the better, more ahead of the curve product. :thefinger F YOU ! :thefinger
Wrong ! Nothing could be further from the truth ! You're annoying the hell out of "most" of us ->
(Consensus / Sample of 3 people :tongue
We could care less about your upcoming "smart - toaster" {slight embellishment, but you never know} :dunno:
**** ! Can't even just order "A COFFEE" anymore.
I'm telling you that your new improved home security system will trap you in your burning home !!!!!
C) In the words of a one doc motorcity - What does it all mean ?
Praise the Analog :bowdown:
Praise the Analog
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
""xxxxxxxxxxxxx""
"""xxxxxxxxxxxx"""
Praise the Analog
