Hurricanes should DEFINITELY be named after prominent PORN STARS...

Think about it... first ****** nature BLOWS you, then ****** nature FUCKS you.


I can hear the headlines now...


"Here's Tom with the weather (cue TOOL fans)..."

"Thanks Chuck...well it looks like Hurricane Jenna is set to blow Texas into the next zip code... and what's worse--Hurricane Briana--which is now brewing off the coast of Florida looks to come along and make Texas a worldwide example of Sloppy Seconds...back to you Chuck..."

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