How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

[Elwood70]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

First of all; you did ask..

I'd pull out; get dressed and leave. If we shared a place, I'd disappear for the night, or at least a few hours.

If it was at her place; I'd wipe my dick off on the curtains before I got dressed.

Dirk's right; there's certain things you just don't say.....unless of course; you're asked.

 

[Deepcover]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd respond with, "You know, you look fat from this angle."

Honestly, what a bitch. That's not a comment you share in an intimate moment.

Exactly. What the fuck was she thinking?

 

[Rane1071]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd say, "Well, both your sister and your best friend didn't think so".

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I would have told her, "then I guess this won't hurt", and shoved it balls deep in her asshole. Then I would have sighed, and said, "finally some friction....ya know, you have a pretty big cunt, I guess they did have bigger dicks then me".

 

[STDiva]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd powerbomb her.

 

[BCT]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I would destroy her pussy to prove shes wrong

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd say, "oh I guess I'll have to do you up the ass to even things out then."

 

[24 Grams]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

My girlfriend for some reason told me that, her ex-boyfriends were a lot bigger than me!! :1orglaugh

Jeez! What's with you and big dicks? (For all those who don't know, look for zdenka's previous threads).

Do you want some advice? Make one of two choices...either (1) buy yourself some penis enlargement pills or (2) become a cuckold.

I got SO turned on that I came immediately

Would you be angry? or would you get turned on by it?

Judging by your comments I think I know where your heart is.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I sort of had this conversation with a girlfriend. It went something like this:

Her: So what size boobs do you prefer?
Me: I don't know, C-cup I guess.
Her: You know that I have B-cups right?
Me: Yes, but you asked my opinion, and I told you what I thought.
Her: Are you just saying C-cups because that's what size your previous whore girlfriend had?
Me: No, she had D-cups.
Her: Fuck you. What if I told you my ex-boyfriend had an eight inch dick? How would that make you feel?
Me: I'd be happy for him. In the future, if you're going to get angry at my responses to these questions, you should give me the correct answers ahead of time so that I'll know how to properly respond.
Her: Fuck you.

 

[feller469]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

That's funny. I was just thinking that fucking you is sometimes like sticking a hotdog in a manhole. I prefer to be able to feel both sides of the pussy I am fucking.

 

[Pattheprovo]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

He came when he heard the news lol. Never let a woman get you off so easily. Fuck!

 

[PirateKing]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd ask her if her ex was Paul Bunyan, because it feels like I'm swimming.

 

[boobmanz]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

Impossible, a girl would tell me that :1orglaugh

 

[Spleen]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I know for a fact I'm better in bed than anyone my girlfriend/ex girlfriends have fucked before so it wouldn't really bother me too much.

Although, the other day, she made a passing comment about my dick being bigger than her ex's. She didn't think anything of it and we didn't make a big thing of it... But inside I was punching the air in celebration.

 

[Ravenholm]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

Me: "I might have a smaller dick than you ex. But on the up side... I have bigger tits than you bitch!."

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I believe I read Will E Worm says that to Sam Fisher on a daily basis.....

 

[Desmond Hume]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

shove it in her ass

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

shove it in her ass

Dry and with much vigor!!!!

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

That would be a lie to make u angry. In fact if it was the truth she wouldn't tell u or she wouldn't fuck u or she would use different words such as "oh i'm so sloppy for u"

 

[Ace Bandage]

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

she would use different words such as "oh i'm so sloppy for u"

:wtf:

What does that even mean? If a girl ever said that to me, I'd punch her in the ovaries. Straight shot, right to the baby maker.