How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

My girlfriend for some reason told me that, her ex-boyfriends were a lot bigger than me!! :1orglaugh And this was when I was screwing her from behind I think maybe I asked her if I was big enough, and told her to TELL THE TRUTH! I got SO turned on that I came immediately :D

Would you be angry? or would you get turned on by it?
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I would try to get turned on by it, because any other outcome wouldn't be good.
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd think he must be huge. Nah.... who cares I can still feel the sides of her baggy vag. :2 cents:
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I would have responded with - "That's funny that you mention that. Because I was just thinking how much tighter my ex's pussy is than your sloppy boxcar."
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

i had a gf insult my wang once. once.

but wtf did she know, she was a meth head.






i should call her up.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

Nah, with a girl like that, you go straight for the jugular. Tell her that your ex owned more shoes than her... an extensive collection of Prada and Gucci, at that. Women can't take that. She'll probably ball up into a fetal position.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

Tell her your ex has a better body/ass/tits. That always gets them. During sex? Wow, you should've donkey punched her.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

hee haw!
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I have big American penis.
One time ex amiga tell me ex boyfriend penis bigger than mine.
I stop having sex with her because of this.
No can deal with that. Ruin relationship.
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

Well, I'll make sure to only date Asian chicks who've never dated outside their race before.
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

No can deal with that. Ruin relationship.
If you can learn to live with it, you can be a bigger man. Trust me it's not easy, but takes practise.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

If you can learn to live with it, you can be a bigger man. Trust me it's not easy, but takes practise.

yeah I guess. But I wasn't really into her much anyway.
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd say "All my ex girlfriends were much prettier then you, but I'm still fucking you, am I not?"
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

That's funny I recall my ex girlfriend being a lot hotter and weighing a lot less than you, but hey we all can't get what we want....that's what I would say.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

My girlfriend for some reason told me that, her ex-boyfriends were a lot bigger than me!! :1orglaugh And this was when I was screwing her from behind I think maybe I asked her if I was big enough, and told her to TELL THE TRUTH! I got SO turned on that I came immediately :D

Would you be angry? or would you get turned on by it?

You would let her cuckold you, wouldn't you, OP?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

One ex said that to me once.....ONCE!

She tapped out 5 mins later from a Figure 4 Leglock.
 
Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"

I'd respond with, "You know, you look fat from this angle."

Honestly, what a bitch. That's not a comment you share in an intimate moment.
 
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