How will the human race end?

How are we gonna go?

  • Climate Change

    Votes: 8 16.0%
  • Starvation

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Nuclear War

    Votes: 12 24.0%
  • Asteroid

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • Religious Apocalypse

    Votes: 7 14.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 16 32.0%

  • Total voters
    50
This is not a thread to really discuss how humans have screwed it up or anything (even though it will probably turn into that). It's just a simple question.

Will it be climate change? Running out of food? Asteroid? Nuclear war? Religious Apocalypse?

Me, personally, I believe it'll be an asteroid
 
Re: How will the human race will end?

This is not a thread to really discuss how humans have screwed it up or anything. It's just a simple question.

Will it be climate change? Running out of food? Asteroid? Nuclear war? Religious Apocalypse?

Me, personally, I believe it'll be an asteroid

Maybe we won't "end".
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Re: How will the human race will end?

The name of this thread kills me.
 
Re: How will the human race will end?

I vote Gamma ray burst, or the sun eventually turning into a red giant and engulfing us all, if the human race survives that long.
 
Re: How will the human race will end?

The Human race will not end. Billions of people may die, a few thousands of millionaires will buy a way to survive (nuclear shelter, space shuttle, etc...).
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Re: How will the human race will end?

By my jaws.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Re: How will the human race will end?

The words "lets build" will be heard and a construction dozer will drive onto the field.
The Construction dozer will then build a command centre, a barracks and a supply depot.
A supply truck will then exit the supply depot and the words "There is much money to be made" will be heard.
The barracks will then produce endless amounts of red guard and as they exit the barracks two by two they'll proclaim "We fight for china!".
Eventually the construction dozer will construct a nuclear missile silo, but the GLA will infiltrate the base stealthily, capture the silo and launch the missile. End of world.

But seriously, I say end of humanity in fifty years due to climate change induced starvation. The rich may find a way to survive in their bunkers, but they won't be able to survive outside of them because that will involve hard work, something the rich neither understand nor appreciate nor do.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Re: How will the human race will end?

I'm not sure if any of those things would wipe out EVERY human. Most would die, but those who remain would be the "new" human race. We have an amazing ability to adapt to anything that gets thrown at us, I have some faith.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Re: How will the human race will end?

We'll be vaporized by a bunch of bureaucrats making way for an interstellar highway.
 
Re: How will the human race will end?

Most likely it will be process that involves several factors.

Likely scenario is over population which is leading to the climate change and scarcity of resources will lead to strife and military conflict which will lead to the use of nuclear weapons and that will be the end of humanity.Something like an asteroid is much less likely as those kinds of things happen on a time scale of millions of years and humanity the way its going does not have that long.
 
Re: How will the human race will end?

Well, the Muslims will obviously have something to do with.

Muslim Zombie Apocalypse, perhaps?
 

emceeemcee

Banned
Re: How will the human race will end?

I don't think it will end, it will just be trimmed back a lot and it will happen mostly from severe weather effects due to climate change- more floods like the ones we've seen in Pakistan, droughts leading to starvation, massive bushfires, scarce water supplies etc


Thanks to everyone who refused to make it a political issue and dismissed it as conspiracy. Well done dickheads.
 
Re: How will the human race will end?

The name of this thread kills me.

You have the power to correct the thread title don't you? ps I don't see the human race ending for some time, there's still a lot more misery to go.
 
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