How Will Men Die in 2008? [PIC]

Where's "war", I mean the US is not only counting the opposite sides right ??
And I think it is worth mentioning because it definetely is more than five....
 

Synthmesc_Droog

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I think suicide is alarmingly high. :dunno:

Cool picture though, it's my wallpaper now :D
 

Spleen

Banned?
i wanna be that ONE guy who gets eaten by a shark
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
i wanna be that ONE guy who gets eaten by a shark

Good lord your a twisted fucker!

I'll probably end up one of 4,624 motorcycle accident fatalities. But hopefully not this year!
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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It makes me wonder how many of those were really "accidental".

Oh dont 'push' the issue. ;)

Dying from a shark, eh.. that's a yearly lottery. The winner should definitely be in some history book. Somewhere.

Five spider bites, eh. I wonder if most of those occur in the southwest. Way too many big bastards walking around in the deserts, there. I really hated finding one crawling around randomly inside your house. I like spiders.. I didnt kill 'em.. but just the initial shock of something moving around in the dark really sucks.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I didnt kill 'em..

I do! If they are to big I use a shoe thats not on my foot. I killed one the other day using a brick. Ugly fucker he was!
 
This year I hope to die, in a dark alley with a heroin needle sticking out of my arm with my trousers around my ankles.

Next year im hopeing for murder.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
This year I hope to die, in a dark alley with a heroin needle sticking out of my arm with my trousers around my ankles.

Next year im hopeing for murder.

Some hard drugs sounds like a good idea right about now. I'm 'bout tired of drinking my cares away. I could go for a few days without sleep, tho!

But.. ehh.. hmm. That could turn into an evil cycle right now. Better to stay clean until I nail my next interview and score another decent job.
 
Some hard drugs sounds like a good idea right about now. I'm 'bout tired of drinking my cares away. I could go for a few days without sleep, tho!

But.. ehh.. hmm. That could turn into an evil cycle right now. Better to stay clean until I nail my next interview and score another decent job.

Yeah thats sounds like an idea, but you could also find an abandoned house, steal or find an old used matress break into the house invite all you junkie friends over to crash and spend your nights getting high, and then going out in the daytime and do what all other junkies do and steal, anything and everything, then sell your loot find a dealer bug some H and take it back to your rat infested nest and share needles with you HIV positive girlfriend who hasnt eaten in about a week and is pregnant, who spends her days in the backseats of cars giving blowjobs for $5 and anal for $10. And then crashing into a drug induced coma for the next 12-15 hours until you have to fix again, when the cycle comes around again.

Now doesnt that sound like a plan :hatsoff:
 
I never really cared how I will die, why would I geve a shit how others will kick off. This is worse than weather predictions, at least they give you some sort of time and location and type. Unlike some of you I am just taking my time at the death thing. I know it is going to happen in the next fifty years but I am not in any hurry.

Oh yea, Murder can also be called criminal death at the hands of others.
 
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