How to survive a school or workplace shooting

[assari]

I think that such cases the gun is best the best too for self-defence, but perhaps these advices are also useful.

Run away in a zigzag pattern...this is good tip I quess.


http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-School-or-Workplace-Shooting

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Jump on a lift truck, and try and run the fucker down...

 

[assari]

Jump on a lift truck, and try and run the fucker down...

It is inappropriate to blame the school or the workplace shooters.

They have had a bad childhood and a Napoleon complex.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

It is inappropriate to blame the school or the workplace shooters.

They have had a bad childhood and a Napoleon complex.

Well...if it makes you feel any better, as he slowly gurgles his last blood soaked breath, from the tow motor fork rammed into his chest, I'll whisper how sorry I am for him, right before I spit on his corpse.

 

[Jeep!]

It is entirely appropriate to blame murderers for the murders they commit, Assari. No one forced their hands.

 

[assari]

Well...if it makes you feel any better, as he slowly gurgles his last blood soaked breath, from the tow motor fork rammed into his chest, I'll whisper how sorry I am for him, right before I spit on his corpse.

It is entirely appropriate to blame murderers for the murders they commit, Assari. No one forced their hands.

I'm not a psychologist so I can not tell why some people are so evil that they shoot their friends, but I believe that violence generates violence.

 

[Jeep!]

I'm not a psychologist so I can not tell why some people are so evil that they shoot their friends, but I believe that violence generates violence.

We've all experience some degree of violence in our lives, some more than others. I grew up in the middle of what was essentially a civil war, terrorism and murder was alarmingly routine. Yet despite all that violence I challenge you to find a single school shooting in this entire country. Sometimes self-aggrandising cuntholes just decide to murder a lot of people, and blaming their upbringing for it is fucking lazy.

 

[assari]

We've all experience some degree of violence in our lives, some more than others. I grew up in the middle of what was essentially a civil war, terrorism and murder was alarmingly routine. Yet despite all that violence I challenge you to find a single school shooting in this entire country. Sometimes self-aggrandising cuntholes just decide to murder a lot of people, and blaming their upbringing for it is fucking lazy.

The reasons for school shootings may be different, but the result is the same.

But you're probably right.

School shooters are self-centered mama's boy's whose only trump card is a weapon.

 

[vodkazvictim]

If you're in a school or workplace and you hear shots and see a gunman, grab a large child or your boss and use them as a human shield while you vacate the area.
Extra points if you get your boss shot.

 

[bobjustbob]

Jump on a lift truck, and try and run the fucker down...

I know what it's like to drive a lift. Not many places to get a bullet through to the driver and they are very unforgiving with their potential damage.

Great advice in the piece. Get away from the shooter, hide, stay quiet and call the police. What a fucking genius. How will we all make it through these situations without this kind of quality advice?

 

[assari]

If you're in a school or workplace and you hear shots and see a gunman, grab a large child or your boss and use them as a human shield while you vacate the area.
Extra points if you get your boss shot.

That's a very un human idea, but the best so far.

Great advice in the piece. Get away from the shooter, hide, stay quiet and call the police. What a fucking genius. How will we all make it through these situations without this kind of quality advice?

Wikipedia is often a good source of information, but Yahoo offers a broader perspective on the various issues.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130115175716AA03OWI

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130121115418AA437B9

 

[meesterperfect]

Just remain clam and wait for the police.
What?

 

[meesterperfect]

Run away in a zigzag pattern...this is good tip I quess.


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It worked for the Apacolypto Guy

Man that song sucked.
And Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son-of-a-bitch knows story structure!

 

[assari]

It worked for the Apacolypto Guy

It's hard to hit a moving target, especially if you shoot with a pistol.

 

[Mayhem]

It's hard to hit a moving target, especially if you shoot with a pistol.

 

[assari]

Mayhem, I mean real life situation.

You can not stand and aim properly when the enemy runs zigzag and shoots at you. :ak47:

 

[Mayhem]

Then go prone and aim properly. And I've yet to see anyone zig faster than a bullet zags.

 

[bobjustbob]

Wikipedia is often a good source of information, but Yahoo offers a broader perspective on the various issues.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130115175716AA03OWI

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130121115418AA437B9

Okay assari, You didn't get the sarcasm. Here it is. Anyone who can look things up on the Internet better fucking know what to do when they hear gunfire.

 

[assari]

Then go prone and aim properly. And I've yet to see anyone zig faster than a bullet zags.

Let's see what Wikipedia thinks this issue.

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Marksman-(Snipe)-Whit-a-Pistol

Okay assari, You didn't get the sarcasm. Here it is. Anyone who can look things up on the Internet better fucking know what to do when they hear gunfire.

Bob, I knew that your answer was sarcastic and sardonic. :computer:

 

[Mayhem]

That's not Wikipedia and the link leads to nothing at all.