How to Protect Your Penis

[Luxman]

Only way to keep your penis safe is to wear a chastity belt with a strong lock.

http://www.readability.com/read?url...to-protecting-your-penis-from-lorena-bobbitts

 

[kappy]

What about a shopping bag and staples?

 

[Luxman]

What about a shopping bag and staples?

That's like putting a target on your penis, most women are obsessed with shopping.

Just get a chastity belt for men with a tamper proof lock...google it.

 

[kappy]

A target indeed I shouldve thought that through.

 

[VeronicaVice]

Abstinence. Penis Protection at its finest.

 

[Deepcover]

That's what I was going to say

 

[espnaddict]

In America the only protection people insist on having are guns. We can just stick our penises in the barrel and pull the trigger.