How to make your penis bigger?

[tietliplover]

Will I'm back after being banded for 5 day's. OK Need some Help, My dick is tick but its not long enough what can i do to get it longer?
:helpme:

 

[Summer]

:laugh:

i always love ur posts they make me chuckle

get a swedish made penis enlarger endorsed by austin powers

 

[Europa]

I find getting an erection usually helps. If you are having trouble with this then open up a free email account and within hours you will recieve spam selling viagra or cheap alternatives!

 

[jod0565]

Maybe it's the tick on your dick that's the problem.

Yup, Europa said - get an erection, your dick will be bigger.

 

[The Dave]

it's not the size that counts... it's how you use it...


well not really, that's just what people with small dicks say... haha.

yea, anyway, you tie it to a car and get your buddy to floor it... VROOM! and POOF! big dick...

 

[Europa]

it's not the size that counts... it's how you use it...


well not really, that's just what people with small dicks say... haha.

yea, anyway, you tie it to a car and get your buddy to floor it... VROOM! and POOF! big dick...

I hope you are not in medical profession!

 

[Durty_Dog]

Use that Swedish penis enlarger Austin Power's uses.

 

[The Dave]

I hope you are not in medical profession!

haha... yes, it is... too bad that phd disagrees with me... mwhahaha.

nah just kidding.

 

[Goblin]

:laugh:

i always love ur posts they make me chuckle

get a swedish made penis enlarger endorsed by austin powers

Honestly its not mine. :1orglaugh

 

[member5726]

Will I'm back after being banded for 5 day's. OK Need some Help, My dick is tick but its not long enough what can i do to get it longer?
:helpme:

What a question to ask... if i knew... i would'nt tell you !! :1orglaugh

 

[tietliplover]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[tietliplover]

Some one try this and tell use what happens.

Here is the link http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/jelqing.shtml

 

[Sutty]

Long and thin - goes straight in

Short and thick - does the trick

 

[bishbash1]

wait for your next life and pray your a blue whale

 

[tietliplover]

Long and thin - goes straight in

Short and thick - does the trick

Funny i like that

 

[Brino]

Man the school system in Hollywood must suck!

 

[loverguy]

Wanking three times a day with olive oil will help. Guaranteed.
I had a smaller dick when I was in school. Now I'm in the University and mine is the thickest and longest and straightest in my hostel which accommodates three hundred male students and two hundred female. Now I'm a kind of Blue Chip in the hostel. Thanks to Olive Oil. It’s the panacea for smaller dick.
Cheers mate.
:wave:

 

[Acot]

the person above me is crazy :1orglaugh

 

[Red Spyder]

Wanking three times a day with olive oil will help. Guaranteed.
I had a smaller dick when I was in school. Now I'm in the University and mine is the thickest and longest and straightest in my hostel which accommodates three hundred male students and two hundred female. Now I'm a kind of Blue Chip in the hostel. Thanks to Olive Oil. It’s the panacea for smaller dick.
Cheers mate.
:wave:

That sounded like something straight out of Lorena Bobbit's cookbook, penis a la olive oil :eek:

 

[bricklayer]

smash it in a door.........if it'll reach