How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist

[Ace Boobtoucher]

God bless the good people at Cracked.com.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-throw-an-insane-orgy-using-craigslist/
If you've got yourself a collection of care bears you probably want to add a few pictures of what you're offering to avoid confusing furries.

MINT CONDITION CARE BEARS! HOLY CRAP DUDE, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

Bedtime Bear!!!!!
Love-A-Lot Bear!!!!!!

COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR *&(@ING AMAZING BEARS. THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND’S ASS.
$20 OBO

The situation degenerated quickly after the first "buyer" appeared at his door and the author's recollections of the events had me laughing out loud.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I think I would have seen the dollar signs a lot quicker, came up with a quick set of rules, and made the best of it. I mean lets face it, it's not the sickest, or messiest fetish there is.

 

[hillhopper]

Nice start to an urban legend. The guy's a good writer too!

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

Yeah that was funny as hell:1orglaugh