How Much Ice Cream Can You Eat?

ChuckFaze

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As much as I love ice cream, I've just never been in a mood or mode whereby I couldn't stop until all the ice cream was gone. You know ... sort of like eating slice after slice of pizza until there's no more pizza. The most I'll usually eat is 3 or 4 good-sized scoops.

Of course, if a bet was enticing enough, I'm sure I could eat more. :D
 
I discovered the other day that if it's luxury I can keep on going and going and going, it's far simpler not to buy it
 
Not that I would do it, but if I really wanted to as a stunt I could down about 10,000 calories worth in an hour, especially if it's the good rich stuff that both taste better and and is more calorie filled. I don't even bother with cheap ice cream. That's about 9 or 10 Häagen-Dazs or Ben and Jerry cups worth.

When I'm in an ice cream eating mood usually I will stick to about half of pints worth.
 
This is what happens to me. I buy a half gallon of ice cream from the store. Later on at night I sit thinking about it then approach the icebox and grab the carton. I just wanna skim the top with a spoon just for a taste. My taste ends up being a third of the container. I later sit around watching TV all stoned 'n' stuff again thinking about ice cream. I go back in the kitchen and break out the ice cream again thinking I'll just eat enough to make it half gone. I end up going past that with now only a third being left. I eventually toss and turn in bed with only the thought of ice cream on my mind which keeps me from being able to sleep. I shuffle back into the kitchen and eat the rest. All gone.
 

ChuckFaze

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D-rock said:
I don't even bother with cheap ice cream.
I just finished 2 scoops of cheap Shurfine Vanilla Strawberry Swirl ice cream a while ago.
Wooooo! It was damn good.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

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Harley Spencer

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I rarely eat ice cream. It's nice sometimes, but I prefer fruity slushies. They're just so much more refreshing. You know Cold Stone? I get the Like It size and can't even finish that.

I also just don't eat many sweets in one sitting in general. Heck, I still have a bunch of chocolates left over from Christmas.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I haven't eaten any ice cream since Blue Bell ran into its current issues. :crying:
 
I haven't had ice cream in years. But we've had an unprecedented heat wave and I finally caved with Breyers carb smart Vanilla Ice cream topped with strawberries, raspberries and blueberries. Damn that's good.

So how much? A cup a day with 8 net carbs total.
 
This is what happens to me. I buy a half gallon of ice cream from the store. Later on at night I sit thinking about it then approach the icebox and grab the carton. I just wanna skim the top with a spoon just for a taste. My taste ends up being a third of the container. I later sit around watching TV all stoned 'n' stuff again thinking about ice cream. I go back in the kitchen and break out the ice cream again thinking I'll just eat enough to make it half gone. I end up going past that with now only a third being left. I eventually toss and turn in bed with only the thought of ice cream on my mind which keeps me from being able to sleep. I shuffle back into the kitchen and eat the rest. All gone.

I'm not even lactose intolerant and I don't know how well I would handle that. You must have guts of steel. Of course from your previous threads I kind of already figured that. :1orglaugh
 
I'm not even lactose intolerant and I don't know how well I would handle that. You must have guts of steel. Of course from your previous threads I kind of already figured that. :1orglaugh

More gluttonous stupidity than any abs of steel. I love ice cream so much I'll eat a bathtub full of it knowing my next morning shit will be like delivering a fetus sideways outta my starfish.
 

vanlee1

IMAGINE
Too much! Haha. That's where these 'curves' come from! :angel1:
These are the beautiful curves we all love :loveeyes:

Oh goodness I think i can finish an entire pint in day..for shame lol;P
We all have our secret pleasures and this is okay. Mine might just be watching you eat ice cream naked with your tongue licking and mouth... I digress but yes it's all good ;)
 

Briana Lee

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Briana Lee

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Pink ice cream to match your Pink tulip pussy-lips. I'd eat Dennison's Chili with beans as long as your sweet poonanny was the bowl.

Actually the truth is I'm just looking for an excuse to bury my face between your luscious thighs and not come up for air for 3 hours.

Haha, 3 hours huh? Quite a goal you're setting yourself there.
 
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