How Many Times Per Week Do You Brush Your Teeth?

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Twice a day.
 
Twice every day which means fourteen times a week.

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I used a calculator to get the amount calculated correctly!
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Don't you think it would be a good idea to wash your hands after you use the bathroom, no matter what you do? Even if your dick is clean, the handle on any toilet, especially public toilets is a gonna have some sort of bacteria on it.
 
I use 4 squares of Charmin Extra Strong per wipe and wipe my rear end twice normally and three times if I have violent blasts of diarrhea. If my finger doesn’t poke through the toilet paper and I avoid rectally violating myself I see no need to wash my hands. I will wash them if I see my fingers turned beige or there is fecal matter under my fingernails. It’s my poop and a whiff of it on my hands while I eat a turkey sandwich doesn’t bother me any more than if I was picking my nose while eating sushi or digging in my ears while eating fried chicken.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I brush my teeth once in the morning right before shaving. I also try to floss during the day too. Then right before going to bed at night, I'll brush them. I also gargle with mouthwash.

Exactly, except I floss before I brush at night.
 
Twice a day. Some evenings I just skipped it, but now I do it all the time, because I don't want to be paying to the dentist every year.
 
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