How mad would you be if you were this guy? His last name is now a sexual term. This article was taken from the Metro Times, a free weekly rag here in Detroit. The other link is merely to identify him... I'm just doing my part to get this term worldwide...
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A: While Santorum (the senator from Pennsylvania) continues to make an ass out of himself in public, santorum (the noun) continues to spread far and wide. Here are two letters from Savage Love readers who are doing their part to spread the word:
• The term “santorum,” the frothy mixture of ***** matter and lube that sometimes results from anal sex, is in general circulation within the first-year class at Harvard Law School. I had been a student here for about two weeks when one of my classmates hosted a barbecue. The conversation naturally turned to sex. Soon we were discussing anal sex and the logistics and occasional messiness thereof. The same synapse apparently fired in multiple minds, because suddenly, in virtual unison, five or six of us yelled “santorum” and started laughing. As this was happening, three other people wandered over to join the conversation and they independently mentioned santorum, providing further evidence of its spread. I thought you would be happy to know about this, as many graduates of this school end up as senators, judges, and other cultural big shots who can help get a new word into the official record. —Academic Santorum Spreader
• I have been an English teacher in China for about a year. I thought you would find it amusing that the new meaning of santorum is catching on in China. I don’t know how much of the actual substance is in China, considering the fact that officially, “there are no homosexuals in China.” What I do know is that all of my coworkers and students have been taught the word and have actively been using it and passing it on. Think of it — santorum on the lips of 1.3 billion people.
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A: While Santorum (the senator from Pennsylvania) continues to make an ass out of himself in public, santorum (the noun) continues to spread far and wide. Here are two letters from Savage Love readers who are doing their part to spread the word:
• The term “santorum,” the frothy mixture of ***** matter and lube that sometimes results from anal sex, is in general circulation within the first-year class at Harvard Law School. I had been a student here for about two weeks when one of my classmates hosted a barbecue. The conversation naturally turned to sex. Soon we were discussing anal sex and the logistics and occasional messiness thereof. The same synapse apparently fired in multiple minds, because suddenly, in virtual unison, five or six of us yelled “santorum” and started laughing. As this was happening, three other people wandered over to join the conversation and they independently mentioned santorum, providing further evidence of its spread. I thought you would be happy to know about this, as many graduates of this school end up as senators, judges, and other cultural big shots who can help get a new word into the official record. —Academic Santorum Spreader
• I have been an English teacher in China for about a year. I thought you would find it amusing that the new meaning of santorum is catching on in China. I don’t know how much of the actual substance is in China, considering the fact that officially, “there are no homosexuals in China.” What I do know is that all of my coworkers and students have been taught the word and have actively been using it and passing it on. Think of it — santorum on the lips of 1.3 billion people.
