How is Christmas celebrated in the southern hemisphere?
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It's just as bad in Miami or Tampa
Rane1071
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Santa gives us a miss, "too bloody hot" he said. As well as "they're not worth the trouble". ..
jk
Yeah, celebrating christmas when it's 35c and over just isn't the same as the storybook christmas. When I was younger we used to have the traditional turkey, baked ham or roast lamb dinner. But now it's mostly seafood and salads .. and a lot of liquid refreshments. Of course.
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Yeah, celebrating christmas when it's 35c and over just isn't the same as the storybook christmas. When I was younger we used to have the traditional turkey, baked ham or roast lamb dinner. But now it's mostly seafood and salads .. and a lot of liquid refreshments. Of course.
As I understand it, the festivities begin at noon with the traditional sacrifice of the oldest person in the village. After their body lay bleeding and broken at the feet of the teenagers, the traditional Christmas poutine is served. They eat standing up around round tables, and each time a sleigh bell rings, they have to slap the ass of the person on their right.
Once the fries, curd, and gravy are all eaten (no one may leave until then), they take the traditional stroll through the landmine field the elders set up the night before.
The day ends with homosexual experimentation.
Everyone in the southern hemisphere follows this ritual religiously.
Once the fries, curd, and gravy are all eaten (no one may leave until then), they take the traditional stroll through the landmine field the elders set up the night before.
The day ends with homosexual experimentation.
Everyone in the southern hemisphere follows this ritual religiously.
Harley Spencer
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My one ****** friend once sent us a Christmas card with a photo of her at the beach in a bikini with a Santa hat on. She was living in Florida at the time. So my step ****** and I went out in the 2 1/2 foot deep snow in our backyard, got in our bikinis with Santa hats on, and sent her the photo.
It's actually a myth. Like global warming.
Yes. This year's BCS champion will be from there.
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Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
My one ****** friend once sent us a Christmas card with a photo of her at the beach in a bikini with a Santa hat on. She was living in Florida at the time. So my step ****** and I went out in the 2 1/2 foot deep snow in our backyard, got in our bikinis with Santa hats on, and sent her the photo.
I remember my first Christmas in Florida after growing up in WA state. It had to be close to 80 and we decided to go to the beach.
I'm sorry, that just wasn't Christmas. ;-)
Rane1071
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Christmas goes something like this,
Once all the ****** arrives for lunch, it's all smiles and warmth.
During dinner, after some "refreshments", the jokes and talk slowly give way to old debates and arguments.
After dinner, as the alcohol really starts to flow, the name-calling and the shouting matches take off.
With the occasional thrown beer bottle or fist fight (say, with a smart-arse ******* in-law or mouthy ******), that's a traditional chrissie dinner.
Christmas and ******, aren't they great!
My one ****** friend once sent us a Christmas card with a photo of her at the beach in a bikini with a Santa hat on. She was living in Florida at the time. So my step ****** and I went out in the 2 1/2 foot deep snow in our backyard, got in our bikinis with Santa hats on, and sent her the photo.
Snow!! Ahh, I'd love it to snow here, just for a few days ... and that sounds like one helluva' christmas card.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
As I understand it, everyone fucks a kangaroo, then eats it .....
kangaroo burgers, right?
I always found it interesting when it is 2 degrees outside in February and I turn on the Aussie Open at 12 midnight and see the players *********** from heatstroke. Their Summer is our Winter and vice versa.
I would never spend a Christmas anywhere that didn't have snow on the ground. :2 cents:
I would never spend a Christmas anywhere that didn't have snow on the ground. :2 cents:
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
The shitty winter we're having right now in Canadia ..... we've had so little snow it's actually fucking spooky.
Not enough here yet either (5-7 south of me, but we have about 4 or so here). Last year and the one before it actually snowed thick white stuff on Christmas Eve - it was perfection. Shitty dead brown grass on Christmas is pretty bad.
They have already started flooding the ice rink in my neighborhood though a few days ago and **** were already skating outside today so at least that gives me some reason to get outside.
Harley Spencer
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The snow is very pretty, but I just can't stand this damn cold! I get less and less tolerant of it every year. It's snowed all day here today. Ugh and it's windy. It sucks.
Rane1071
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Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Yuuuuum....
I think I hear Coco's Outback calling my name. Anders? Coco's?
