How I Cum

[Sashe]

How do you cum? Is it by having sex, masturbate, while sleeping or some other ways?

 

[GregCentauro]

 

[digdiggler]

Only kids cum while sleeping and sex n masturbastion are the only other ways to cum. This shits retarded!!!

 

[emceeemcee]

did you have to google that shit or was it 'on file'?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I always use lego.

 

[vodkazvictim]

*cough*bestiality*cough*Modbreakingrules*cough*Illegalinmycountry*coughAllahhusnackbar*Cough*banhammer?*cough*

I cum by coughing in case you couldn't tell.

 

[lurkingdirk]

*cough*bestiality*cough*Modbreakingrules*cough*Illegalinmycountry*coughAllahhusnackbar*Cough*banhammer?*cough*

I cum by coughing in case you couldn't tell.

 

[BlueBalls]

It occurs through a complex array of pulleys and swithces that both stimulates the general area upon which the love junk emerges while also penetrating the anuses of various passers by, who all just happen to be wandering homeless alcoholics.

 

[vodkazvictim]

It occurs through a complex array of pulleys and swithces that both stimulates the general area upon which the love junk emerges while also penetrating the anuses of various passers by, who all just happen to be wandering homeless alcoholics.

Is this why I always shit liquid when I wake up?

 

[BlueBalls]

Is this why I always shit liquid when I wake up?

Possibly. A lot of sweaty undiluted man ass has made its acquaintance with the apparatus over the years. As I'm sure you're already well aware, it does wear the various stains that grace its outer structure as a sort of badge of honour, so who knows how many people have been afflicted with whatever has now made my beloved structure its home because of my inherent need to penetrate nature with a streaming pile of my own seed.

Of course it could also be IBS?

But I tend to favour the former, knowing what I and the apparatus are like on any given occasion.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

i cum like this smiley ======> :rubbel:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I generally cum simply by looking at pictures of military aircraft. Sad but true.

 

[biomech]

Usually after shocking my dick with a car battery.
Does that make me weird?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Usually after shocking my dick with a car battery.
Does that make me weird?

This is the most normal thing I've ever seen you post.




You fucking weirdo

 

[roronoa3000]

Dead hookers covered in Lady bugs, honey and catnip

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dead hookers covered in Lady bugs, honey and catnip

I've never noticed you before, but hi there sexy. We're clearly in sync.

 

[roronoa3000]

I've never noticed you before, but hi there sexy. We're clearly in sync.

:eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

:eek:

You say that now, but wait until we're covered in pam cooking spray...

 

[LukeEl]

Is this thread a tribute to Slade? The originators of Cum on Feel the Noiez!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Is this thread a tribute to Slade? The originators of Cum on Feel the Noiez!

And by the originators of cum on feel the noize, do you mean Twisted Sister?