how far do you blow your load?

[essexy]

I managed 2:5 metres whilst competing in a wanking competition at uni. Has there been a porn flick with this sort of thing? Perhaps a pornolympics?

 

[kappy]

11 inches

 

[Ace Bandage]

38 feet

 

[lurkingdirk]

38.5 feet.

 

[BlueBalls]

Mine just dribbles out all over my balls. Which is annoying because I dislike cleaning semen off my balls. So I just refrain from masturbating now. Unless I can find the time or the energy to tape my sack back.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Mine just dribbles out all over my balls. Which is annoying because I dislike cleaning semen off my balls. So I just refrain from masturbating now. Unless I can find the time or the energy to tape my sack back.

I used to have the same problem. I had my balls removed.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Outdoor: 10 feet
Indoor: 30 feet

 

[xfire]

I managed 2:5 metres whilst competing in a wanking competition at uni.

lolwut?

 

[bootsperverted]

Outdoor: 10 feet
Indoor: 30 feet

The wind was against you surely?

 

[bnaked]

I managed 2:5 metres whilst competing in a wanking competition at uni. Has there been a porn flick with this sort of thing? Perhaps a pornolympics?

What is a wanking competition? Are there any girls involved, or just dudes watching porn?

 

[Johan]

Far enough to reach your ass !

 

[wdoall]

Far enough to hit your mom between the eyes

 

[Briana Lee]

Is this really what guys get up to in college?!

 

[DR. B]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 6965494, member: 586426"]Is this really what guys get up to in college?!

yep, while jerking off to your free pics... be proud you sexy entrepreneur.

 

[Briana Lee]

yep, while jerking off to your free pics... be proud you sexy entrepreneur.

:1orglaugh

 

[essexy]

Nah it was a tradition in the soccer/football team if your a newbie. I made the final in this competition. Basically you hooked with the best but nastiest chic you could who would do everything they can to make you shoot as far as possible. In the competition in one of the uni bars the girls and guys would be lined up doing their thing. Pretty cool I suppose but 2 months worth of training I.e. no beer and eating shit loads of tomatoes and gym each day took the piss. Still I got awesome trophy and print page mention in the uni rag.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I don't know, it's still in orbit around the Earth

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't know, it's still in orbit around the Earth

I doubt it will survive re-entry. Sorry to your potential offspring.

 

[squallumz]

14.86 furlongs.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I doubt it will survive re-entry. Sorry to your potential offspring.

Meh, PlasmaTwat was sitting on my dick when I blew my load. I'm waiting for the bastard to come down and fix the hole in my roof