how do you know if youre REALLY good at sex?

[Mr. Numb3rs]

this issue has been burning in my mind for quite some time... weve all watched porn in our lives, and know the classic vapid "oh yeah, fuck me" response from some porn stars, so if you find yourself having "intimate relations" with a girl, how exactly do you gauge if youre really pleasing them, or if theyre just humoring you? and yes, i am aware that this may be a rhetorical question...

 

[STDiva]

If you can't tell if she's having an orgasm, she's not having an orgasm.

My girlfriend decided to live with my ugly ass. That's how I know I'm doing something right.

 

[BCT]

I can usually tell from the sensual light squeal that lingers. I can spot a fake moan a mile away, I know when its genuine or if its fake. It's pretty easy to tell unless the girl you're doing is a terrific actress. Then again every chick is different.

 

[winterwarz]

Sometimes I am sometimes I"m not, same goes for my girl. We all can't be freaking fuck pleasure dolls all the time 24/7. But, yes, I've been told on more than a few occasions that I hit the right spot, you know.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

when they're the ones hitting you up for sex is a pretty good sign you do something right

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

I can usually tell from the sensual light squeal that lingers. I can spot a fake moan a mile away, I know when its genuine or if its fake. It's pretty easy to tell unless the girl you're doing is a terrific actress. Then again every chick is different.

well, the craziest thing ive ever heard during sex was "last night i was with randy orton"... and at that time i thought things were going well... i am clearly not a pro wrestler.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

I can usually tell from the sensual light squeal that lingers. I can spot a fake moan a mile away, I know when its genuine or if its fake. It's pretty easy to tell unless the girl you're doing is a terrific actress. Then again every chick is different.

well, the craziest thing ive ever heard during sex was "last night i was with randy orton"... and at that time i thought things were going well... i am clearly not a pro wrestler.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

^^not sure why that posted twice...

 

[LeyaFalcon]

You never know one persons idea of really good is anothers idea of bad

 

[STDiva]

well, the craziest thing ive ever heard during sex was "last night i was with randy orton"... and at that time i thought things were going well... i am clearly not a pro wrestler.

I'm not sure what that means, but I'd cut ties with that girl. ASAP.

 

[BCT]

Diva, how you're not a stand up comedian is beyond me? :dunno:

 

[PirateKing]

The shake

 

[STDiva]

The shake

Exactly. If she isn't shaking uncontrollably, you suck and have a small penis. Probably.

 

[squallumz]

if she cums, then you did something right. if not, either you suck ass or shes got mental problems.

but it doesnt take a genius to make a girl cum. if you cant do that and shes fully capable of an orgasm, you should kill yourself now.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

if she cums, then you did something right. if not, either you suck ass or shes got mental problems.

but it doesnt take a genius to make a girl cum. if you cant do that and shes fully capable of an orgasm, you should kill yourself now.

i dunno man, scientists still haven't figured out the g-spot

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

if she cums, then you did something right. if not, either you suck ass or shes got mental problems.

but it doesnt take a genius to make a girl cum. if you cant do that and shes fully capable of an orgasm, you should kill yourself now.

some girls its very obvious if she cums... for obvious reasons... but some dont exactly earn the nickname "puddles"...

 

[squallumz]

i dunno man, scientists still haven't figured out the g-spot

i guess we can all ignore the clit then!

 

[shaggy20]

If her best friend says she said you are good you are

 

[LeyaFalcon]

i guess we can all ignore the clit then!

yep...the clit doesn't do too much for me..the g spot is where its at!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

some girls its very obvious if she cums... for obvious reasons... but some dont exactly earn the nickname "puddles"...

some also don't know how to let themselves have a full orgasm, they think about it too much

clits confuse me :shy: