how do you get your girlfriend or wife off?
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dave_rhino
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i've given girls multiple orgasms through both vaginal penetration and oral (most often oral)
Two girls i've made cum in under 5 minutes with oral, so i guess thats my skill?
Shame none of them where actually any good at returning the favour, heh
Two girls i've made cum in under 5 minutes with oral, so i guess thats my skill?
Shame none of them where actually any good at returning the favour, heh
Manual stimulation is my favorite tactic for getting the woman I'm with to come again and again and again.
member5033
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It's the only reason why I carry the handle "The Doctor". Porn legend Marilyn Star called me "The Doctor" after I gave her several OK Oral To Completion. Ever since the ladies have helped me polish this art, and I have purchased videos from Nina Hartley and some European doctors.
Since I'm not big, but the average Joe, I must exceed in something else that the ladies would appreciate if it is done the right way!
I made Shay Sights pop in 7 minutes and 43 seconds (yes, I timed it as she challenged me), a lady who claims to fake all of her Orgasms on the main screen as no one does it as Felicia.
Since I'm not big, but the average Joe, I must exceed in something else that the ladies would appreciate if it is done the right way!
I made Shay Sights pop in 7 minutes and 43 seconds (yes, I timed it as she challenged me), a lady who claims to fake all of her Orgasms on the main screen as no one does it as Felicia.
Big Deal. I delivered 990 babies AND won the Boston Marathon in less time than that.
That's called the "Two Finger Magillicutty" by the way. :thumbsup:
member5033
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dave_rhino
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Man, my dream is to be with a chick who can squirt (yeah i know all have the ability, but still its bloody rare!)
Something interesting about squirting from Wikipedia:
"In the United Kingdom, the British Board of Film Classification denies the existence of the phenomenon of female ejaculation, regarding it instead as urination during sex, thus banning its depiction under its rules"
LOL!
Something interesting about squirting from Wikipedia:
"In the United Kingdom, the British Board of Film Classification denies the existence of the phenomenon of female ejaculation, regarding it instead as urination during sex, thus banning its depiction under its rules"
LOL!
dave_rhino
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squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
i am proud to say that my girl squirts from oral very often! its still kind of a new thing for us and shes the first girl that ive ever got to do it. we were together for almost 3 year before she actually did it, and wow! its crazy and it makes me feel awesome as fuck. they control if it happens or not and i swear its not pee. she wasnt sure when it happened the first time but there is very little scent to it and its completely clear. its all about the comfort level between the 2 of you.
ive also heard of the dismissal of "female ejaculation" im not sure why people still deny its real but i swear it is!
member5033
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You are one lucky SOB! :glugglug: :bowdown: :glugglug:
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
no way! i feel honored! surely it happens to you doc? btw, i was always wondering how u got the handle, the doctor. now i know! :hatsoff:
dave_rhino
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awesome man. hate to be the one to break it to you, but some of it IS pee not that it really matters though
not that it really matters though
SeeNowHuh
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D. All of the above (and more)
Whatever it takes, I hate loser cads who only think about themselves (although I guess you could put me in that category on an occasion or two !!)
Hey, at least I'm honest, my baby is naturally a multiple, so it doesn't take much but I'd much rather her get off like a lunatic than I would me.
I just love the response from a multiply orgasmic woman, damn near makes me squirt myself just being with her !!!
Whatever it takes, I hate loser cads who only think about themselves (although I guess you could put me in that category on an occasion or two !!)
Hey, at least I'm honest, my baby is naturally a multiple, so it doesn't take much but I'd much rather her get off like a lunatic than I would me.
I just love the response from a multiply orgasmic woman, damn near makes me squirt myself just being with her !!!
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
awesome man. hate to be the one to break it to you, but some of it IS pee
!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :scream:
nah, im just kidding. i know theres trace amounts but hey. if its not yellow, thats good enough for me. even if it was yellow, in the heat of the moment, who cares?
funny thing though, she doesnt do it as much anymore because of the laundry aspect of it. she gets tired of washing the sheets.
they are like a light brown/beige kinda colour so you diffenitly notice. we had black sheets before then but everything dries up noticably more if you catch my drift. its a lot of liquid to evaporate so shes gotta be in the mood.. or its a laundry day.besides, i envy u guys for making your girl cum from vaginal penetration. that hasnt happened to me for a long long time.
You need an all the above button on your poll, man. Also missed some big ways to get a chick off, like toys, and stuff...
SeeNowHuh
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Well.. I'm at 8', everyone I've been with says I'm a natural.. and my record is 30 and 26 nuts in 2.5 and 2 hours, respectively. Not mine, mind you.. my own equipment is..quite annoyingly defective. Looks normal, stays up, all that.. but Honestly I cant feel much of anything. G_d forbid they gimme a condom, which I've only worn ONCE.. and that time I couldnt keep it up cause..well, its like putting up an extra brick wall around this thang.
Details being that they cut a bit deep.. bit the nerve when they did their useless surgery as a baby. I'd prefer my foreskin back..along with all the perks like normal sensation. So.. on one hand, I'm plenty of use to the girl I'm with. On the other hand.. wanking myself off in under 30 minutes is a rarity. Honestly I dont like 'rushing' it so its about 40-60 minutes on average.
Another thing is that its like telling the girls that.. you've been abducted by a UFO or something. They dont believe you at first, but after a few hours and you havent blown even once.. they believe all too well and start asking the usual: Somebody can fix it, cant they?
No. They cant. Sit back and enjoy your cumming. Sure 24 years has put a bit of sensation back into me, but.. no. I am by no means a 2-minute guy. To my own awful luck. And then after a while they dont get into it any more and.. and.. blah! I hate the subject, but its my explanation. Best of luck with your dicks and clits!
Details being that they cut a bit deep.. bit the nerve when they did their useless surgery as a baby. I'd prefer my foreskin back..along with all the perks like normal sensation. So.. on one hand, I'm plenty of use to the girl I'm with. On the other hand.. wanking myself off in under 30 minutes is a rarity. Honestly I dont like 'rushing' it so its about 40-60 minutes on average.
Another thing is that its like telling the girls that.. you've been abducted by a UFO or something. They dont believe you at first, but after a few hours and you havent blown even once.. they believe all too well and start asking the usual: Somebody can fix it, cant they?
No. They cant. Sit back and enjoy your cumming. Sure 24 years has put a bit of sensation back into me, but.. no. I am by no means a 2-minute guy. To my own awful luck. And then after a while they dont get into it any more and.. and.. blah! I hate the subject, but its my explanation. Best of luck with your dicks and clits!
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
yeah, you can pick as many as apply. you dont have to pick just one. my girl cums from my fingers and oral for instance. i picked both and posted.
