do you ask or do they usually just go down?
How do u get a girl to give u head
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You ever see a crisp clean $50 bill? :1orglaugh
DerSchadel
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Try asking.
If that doesn't work try using a reward system.
Like if she does blow you then you won't dump her out of your car in the middle of the desert.
Helpful tip: The above is a joke. Don't actually mistreat someone for evoking their right to say no.
But do try asking. Or go down on her first. Women are more obliging when you don't expect them to do all of the work.
If that doesn't work try using a reward system.
Like if she does blow you then you won't dump her out of your car in the middle of the desert.
Helpful tip: The above is a joke. Don't actually mistreat someone for evoking their right to say no.
But do try asking. Or go down on her first. Women are more obliging when you don't expect them to do all of the work.
First things first, you need to have a cock.
dave_rhino
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If a girl doesn't seem to wanna do it, never ask.
Go down on her first, get her off.
Then if she still wont suck your dick? Just have sex with her. Then break up with her the next day.
Go down on her first, get her off.
Then if she still wont suck your dick? Just have sex with her. Then break up with her the next day.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I usually wrap a piece of bacon around my penis. Who doesn't like bacon, you know?
bigbadbrody
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whip out your dick
Imhotep
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i love virgins. they are just so 'out of the loop'
some girls dont like givin bjs, so just give her a good lickin so shes wet enough see if she does then an if she dont then just screw ya heart out
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......PACE YASELF THOUGH:thumbsup:DerSchadel
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My side is killing me from laughing. That's just great.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
The same way they get horses to "talk."
Peanut butter.
Peanut butter.
The second thing, you need to have a set of balls.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
The same way they get horses to "talk."
Peanut butter.
If I want a horse to start talking, I'm going to smoke a whoooole shit load of weed. That usually does the trick. Hell, I was so high one time that I could've sworn I was playing Madden with Jesus.
Yes- my thoughts exactly. How old is the original poster? This seems like a really wackadoo question.
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DerSchadel
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I was wondering how old he was too. When someone uses internet shorthand (u for you) I naturally assume they are 12.
DerSchadel
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Oh my god! LOLOL! That gets an approval point.
