How do I get my wife to....

...suck dick. She's afraid of it. I'm only average size but she's totally not into blowjobs. How do I get her to lighten up and go down on me for more than 15 seconds? Anybody have success in convincing their wives/girlfriends to love cock?
 
You need to be supportive of her, first of all. Be happy that she goes down on you at all. If you want her to go down on you more often you're going to have to find a way to make it appealing for her. Maybe try covering your penis in whipped cream or chocolate and have her lick it off. They make a lot of awesome flavored lubricants that might make it more appealing to her, as well.
 

McRocket

Banned
How about asking her?

Or how about telling her how important it is to you? Assuming she has no bad memories of doing it to someone else (I have known women who have). And it doesn't hurt her. And if she knows it means alot to you then she should do it on that basis alone.
I don't exactly love going down on women THAT much. But it pleases them so I do it.

To me. A healthy sex life is about knowing what and when to give. And what and when to receive. And it always is about both - imo.
 

4G63

Closed Account
Do you return the favor?

Maybe there is something she wants you to do. Relationships are about compromise.
 
If she really is not into it and doesn't like it, how about not asking her to do it at all. It doesn’t seem like that big of a sacrifice for you to make if it makes her feel uncomfortable. :dunno:
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
I only have to ask and my bitch is at it. Even when I don't ask, she wants to suck it. A woman only really loves you if she sucks your cock. The only thing I need to work on now is her arse and I will get round to that someday, eventually...
 

McRocket

Banned
Barrels-full said:
I only have to ask and my bitch is at it. Even when I don't ask, she wants to suck it. A woman only really loves you if she sucks your cock. The only thing I need to work on now is her arse and I will get round to that someday, eventually...

Yeah, she wants to suck it so you don't beat the shit out of her probably -- you pig.
 
Red Baron said:
she's totally not into blowjobs.
hate to say it, but if she that against it, i think you need to just respect that.
sounds like she's really not interested in this so you shouldn't force her.
 
Red Baron said:
...suck dick. She's afraid of it. I'm only average size but she's totally not into blowjobs. How do I get her to lighten up and go down on me for more than 15 seconds? Anybody have success in convincing their wives/girlfriends to love cock?

Respect her. She is not your sex-toy
 
^ Now that's funny. lol

the other guy? what was his name... barrels something... that was just totally off...

talk to her about it. that's all you can do.
 
I have the same problem. She says it makes her feel crude. I try to tell her that the kind of naughty aspect of it is what makes it soooo erotic. My biggest problem is the girl I was with before this one loved to suck cock. Especially after I quit smoking. Best thing I ever did. When I smoked she said my cum tasted like an ashtray. After I quit she liked it and let me cum in her mouth and swallowed...god I miss her.
 
Peanut butter?
 
mcrocket said:
Yeah, she wants to suck it so you don't beat the shit out of her probably -- you pig.
She packs a punch, and is way hornier than me :rolleyes: Some nights I can't keep up with her and she throws a strop when I can't :1orglaugh I'm a black belt bult that doesn't stop me from being a gentleman towards ladies and being a love God :D
 
I'm guessing the barrels are full of....shit?

Anyhow, the dick in me can't help but ask the Red Baron if he thought about this before he got married? My buddy bought a Mini Van recently. Yesterday he asked me how he can get it to do a 1/4 mile in 11 seconds. I told him he's got solid, reliable transportation and if he wanted high performance then he should have thought of that first. I also told him the model he's got will most likely never let him down, so what if it's safe and predictable. I also reminded him that if he wants the thrill ride then he'll have to deal with the tempermental unreliability that often accompanies high performance.

Finally I closed the conversation by saying "well, how did it do when you test drove it?". "Hmmm" he said, "maybe I should have thought of that first".

I also reminded him that owning a sports car on the side can ultimately prove to be quite costly.
 
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