I'm guessing the barrels are full of....shit?
Anyhow, the dick in me can't help but ask the Red Baron if he thought about this before he got married? My buddy bought a Mini Van recently. Yesterday he asked me how he can get it to do a 1/4 mile in 11 seconds. I told him he's got solid, reliable transportation and if he wanted high performance then he should have thought of that first. I also told him the model he's got will most likely never let him down, so what if it's safe and predictable. I also reminded him that if he wants the thrill ride then he'll have to deal with the tempermental unreliability that often accompanies high performance.
Finally I closed the conversation by saying "well, how did it do when you test drove it?". "Hmmm" he said, "maybe I should have thought of that first".
I also reminded him that owning a sports car on the side can ultimately prove to be quite costly.