"how do I close my account?" - READ THE GODDAMN OPENING POST FFS

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I wish I knew that was an option before I went through the account creation process. How do you do that?

It's not a thing. There's some places you can post in without a proper account, aka a guest account. For what you wanted to do, you would not have been able to. You also can't downgrade to one.

 

[alexandrietz]

Hello! May administration of the website close my accout, please?

 

[CoryP32]

Please close my account. Thank you

 

[Spamfilter]

Please can this account be deleted. No longer wanted.
Thanks

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Please can this account be deleted. No longer wanted.
Thanks

Did you reeeeeeeeeeead the opening post of this thread or not?

 

[anon75327]

Hello. I would like to change my username and don't see an option to do so.

 

[coolkidwithswag]

@Steve-FreeOnes could you remove my only other message/post and close my account?

 

[Phat ass enjoyer]

Hello, could you please close my account for good? Thank you and Merry Christmas

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Hello, could you please close my account for good? Thank you and Merry Christmas

Guests don't have an account to begin with..

 

[Ashmagog]

Did you reeeeeeeeeeead the opening post of this thread or not?

Hi, please can you treat my account as marked closed? Thanks!

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Hi, please can you treat my account as marked closed? Thanks!

Sold!

 

[extrafan94]

Sold!

Hello, could you please close my account, mark it as closed? Thanks a bunch!

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Hello, could you please close my account, mark it as closed? Thanks a bunch!

 

[dadynapoleao]

ADMIN EDIT

We do NOT delete accounts. Repeat, we do NOT delete accounts.

We do however close them. Preferably DM @Steve-FreeOnes and I will do this for you.

If you ask us to delete your account, it shows you've not read this bloody post and out of spite we won't delete or close it for you. How do you like them apples?

@Steve-FreeOnes please delete my acount!

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Fucking hell.

 

[jromeholliday]

Hi, can you please close my account? Thanks!

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Hi, can you please close my account? Thanks!

Ta-ta!

 

[Torre82]

@Steve-FreeOnes please delete my acount!

YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING POST.
Which is to ask ABOUT DELETING YOUR PROFILE.
...why?

 

[Orphan88]

Close Delete Erase My Account Whatever..
No Whining Just Do It Allright..

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Close Delete Erase My Account Whatever..
No Whining Just Do It Allright..

Seeing as you asked so nicely.