Jennifer Lopez, the Porn Version
'JHo: Jenny on the Cock', a spoof that targets the Latino diva
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
20th of November 2006, 14:17 GMT
Considering that the Latino diva Jennifer Lopez has always been more than careful with her reputation and with all those little things that can ruin her public image for good (remember, she did all that was legally in her power to stop her first husband from publishing a tell-all book in which he was implying that she was some voodoo witch), she will definitely not be pleased about the biopic of her life.
All the adult sites are reporting that the porn queen Jasmine Byrne, who also starred in the popular 'Britney Rears 3', will play Jennifer Lopez in the porn movie detailing her life. 'JHo: Jenny on the Cock' (a pun on JLo's track 'Jenny from the Block') will go into production pretty soon and the leading lady says she was never more excited (literally!) than she is when she's thinking about this project.
'I always loved Jennifer Lopez, you know JLo doing her singing and acting and this movie is such a fun adventure that I jumped at the chance to do it', the obviously enthusiastic starlet said in a recent interview. She also added that she had been waiting for this chance her entire life (and career), especially as everybody told her how much she looks like Jennifer.
The movie will be directed by Will Rider, who previously worked with Jasmine on 'Britney Rears 3' and he had the utmost regard for the porn starlet. 'Jasmine is one of the hottest girls I've ever been around. She is super sexy, fun and when she has sex, a dead man would jerk off', he said.
Jasmine also hinted that 'JHo' will not be the last movie she does because, well, she is way too fond of her 'job' to give it up so early in her life. 'I guess some people thought I retired which is really crazy because I love having sex too much to quit at my age', she said, right before returning on the set of 'Adam & Eve', which is now in production.