My dad gave me some seriously hilarious quotes as well when I was a kid. I don't remember how it came up in our conversation that day, but he was telling me about having a prostate exam (gotta start getting those in your 40s, guys lol), and the doctor who did it was a woman. Dad wasn't too pleased about having to get the exam to begin with, and when the doctor came in, he said he was more nervous than on his wedding day. LOL!
I remember my dad said, "There's just nothing more private than your asshole, son. This sexy young doctor had her finger up my ass and I was shaking in embarassment." I was about 13 years old when he told me that, and I never forgot it because it was so damned funny. :rofl2: :rofl:
comanduc said:
LOL! The only thing that my dad ever told me: "Girls on the west side of town don't wear panties."