Holy Crapola! Joey Reviews The New Boss Burger From Chili's! This Thing Is Massive!

Joey is like a god to me. Hey Dino, I tried the new fresh, hot , made to order Double Quarter Pounder with cheese earlier this week. Fanfuckingtastic.
 
Joey is like a god to me. Hey Dino, I tried the new fresh, hot , made to order Double Quarter Pounder with cheese earlier this week. Fanfuckingtastic.

The new Quarter Pounders are really great. The drive-thru takes longer to get through now with the Quarter Pounders being made to order with fresh beef but it's totally worth it.
 
The new Quarter Pounders are really great. The drive-thru takes longer to get through now with the Quarter Pounders being made to order with fresh beef but it's totally worth it.
Yep, I ordered on the way home, had to pull up so the cars behind me could still get their orders and wait for them to bring it out. Not digging the new drink cups though. They have changed from styrofoam to flimsy plastic cups in the past month.
 

ChuckFaze

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Speaking of burgers and McDonalds ...
Can anyone confirm --- Has McDonald's EVER offered Onion Rings (in the USA) or more importantly ... currently?
As far as I am aware, the answer is an emphatic NO. I'm just asking for the sake of confirming that my idiot aunt is, well --- an idiot who's out of her mind. Can't stand her, but that's a different story.

The other day my parents and I were helping her with something at her house. My aunt then sent me out for McDonald's. I asked her, "What specifically do you want?" She goes, "I want a Hamburger, some Onion Rings and a Diet Coke." I go, McDonald's doesn't have Onion Rings." She goes, "Yes they do. I've gotten them there before." I reiterate, "No they don't. They've never had them." She reiterated, "Yes they do. I've gotten them there before."

Rolling my eyes, I set out to McDonald's. Knowing full well what the answer would be, I asked the cashier girl, "Okay, I know the answer to this, but just humor me and confirm it. You don't have Onion Rings, right?" She of course replied, "No."

Now right across the street from that McDonald's is a Sonic's. Now THERE they have Onion Rings. That's probably where my idiot aunt has gotten the Onion Rings before. Or maybe when she sent someone else out for her McDonald's hamburger & Onion Rings, that person probably stopped at both places. Getting my aunt to acknowledge these possibilities would be an exercise in futility, though.
 
As far as I know, McDonald’s has never sold onion rings. But judging by their fries, they’d probably have good ones. Burger King’s Are ok, dipped in ketchup.
 

ChuckFaze

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Thanks, Blue. If I thought she deserved it, I would have stopped also at the Sonic's and gotten her her Onion Rings. But, for daring to question my answer, my wisdom TWICE, I just went, "Fuck it. I'm getting her Fries. If she doesn't like it, I'll eat them."
 
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