"Hi, Billy Mays Here For The Jupiter Jack!!!"

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

http://www.jupiterjack.net/jupiter-jack/billy-mays-jupiter-jack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgjLWa9vVBQ

Poor Carla having to hear Billy Mays screaming on the phone.

Billy's beard is so dark it looks like it's drawn on with a Sharpie.

Is there anything Billy Mays won't try to sell? Look at all the stuff he's pitched.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays
OxiClean
Orange Glo
Kaboom
Engrave It
Handy Switch
iCan
Mighty Mendit
Mighty Putty (regular) &
Mighty Putty Wood
Hercules Hook
AwesomeAuger
Steam Buddy
Zorbeez
Big City Slider Station
The Ding King
ESPN 360
Energize,
Impact Gel Insoles
Omni DualSaw
Jupiter Jack
What Odor?
Tool Bandit
SIMONIZ Instant Shine,
SIMONIZ fix it! (regular) &
fix it! PRO
Gopher
Samurai Shark
Grater Plater

 

[Hot Mega]

Can't stand the guy. Does he have to yell about everything???

 

[Sicario]

I've seen his show Pitchmen on the Discovery Channel and he is a real tool. :thefinger

 

[BlueBalls]

He kind of reminds me of Barry Scott the Cillit Bang guy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM98wbXFAzc&feature=related

Stop fucking shouting!!!!!

 

[biomech]

He seems a little too angry for me, I dont want to buy his products because of it.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I kind of like him, it seems to me, the other guy on the show acts like a tool. I'll tell you this, mighty putty is some miraculous shit! Oxyclean works great, and so does Orange Glo.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'd have to go with both of the guys on pitchmen act like tools, but it's still an interesting show to me

 

[tiger1977]

He a helluva lot better than the damn Sham-Wow guy. Plus he didn't get the shit kicked out of him by a hooker.

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Hey...leave Vince outta this! He was just getting his ass beat to see it that sham wow could wipe up blood too. Dont forget, you're going to love his nuts!

 

[tiger1977]

Dont forget, you're going to love his nuts!

Good point. Sorry to get off subject there.

 

[cartman24]

You'll have to yell like Billy if you want the person on the other end of the phone to hear you using that stupid thing. Sad part is, tons of people will buy it anyway...

 

[foxycougar]

Not only can I not stand the guy, I can't believe they gave him his own fucking show on TLC. Don't we have to deal with him enough?

 

[zaxxon]

His show only highlights how much of a complete immature douchebag he is. I actually kind of liked him an a fascinating amusing way until I saw his show.

 

[Skyraider22]

That guy is so happy he makes me look sad :dunno:If I ever meet him I will tell him to come the fuck down:1orglaugh

 

[gunslingingbird]

I fucking hate that asswipe! Every time one of his commercials comes on I get the sudden urge to drive to the nearest shopping mall and spray bullets into the crowd. :crash:

 

[coolindigio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dBqur_xS7I

 

[ChefChiTown]

I've seen his show Pitchmen on the Discovery Channel and he is a real tool. :thefinger

A tool that has more money in his bank account than you or I can even imagine. SIGH, what the fuck am I doing with my life?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm in awe of Billy Mays' shamelessness. Most all the stuff he sells is crap and he keeps getting out there and selling more.

Is there anything he pitches that's good? Does anyone have the Billy Mays Health Insurance? Should Obama appoint him as the Czar Of Snake Oil and have him sell his Health Plan to Congress and the American people?

 

[shayd]

Based on what they show on his television program, it looks like he actually endorses a fraction of the number of products that are demoed for him.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Anybody see Billy Mays on Conan tonight? Conan broke out the ShamWow.