"Hi, Billy Mays Here For The Jupiter Jack!!!"

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Poor Carla having to hear Billy Mays screaming on the phone.

Billy's beard is so dark it looks like it's drawn on with a Sharpie.

Is there anything Billy Mays won't try to sell? Look at all the stuff he's pitched.

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OxiClean
Orange Glo
Kaboom
Engrave It
Handy Switch
iCan
Mighty Mendit
Mighty Putty (regular) &
Mighty Putty Wood
Hercules Hook
AwesomeAuger
Steam Buddy
Zorbeez
Big City Slider Station
The Ding King
ESPN 360
Energize,
Impact Gel Insoles
Omni DualSaw
Jupiter Jack
What Odor?
Tool Bandit
SIMONIZ Instant Shine,
SIMONIZ fix it! (regular) &
fix it! PRO
Gopher
Samurai Shark
Grater Plater
 

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