Hey Fellas, You Like Relish On A Hot Dog?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Y'know, I don't mind relish. I mean if someone hands me a hot dog with relish on it I would eat it. If there was a hot dog I liked on a menu that included relish I'd ask for everything including relish. But, if I'm out at the ballpark and I order a hot dog I go to the condiment station and put ketchup and mustard, sometimes onions, but no relish.