Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
No poll here because this requires an explanation. Rate 1 star for a tiny drippy trickle of a **** and 5 stars for a ******* shitzilla.
I woke up this morning with the ******* Shits. It's basically frothy diarrhea. It was about 7AM and I was still blurry-eyed and wobbly-legged. I barely got my pants down to my knees before my anus turned inside out and I rocketed hot brown lava all over the inside of the bowl before my ass cheeks even touched the seat. While in a seating position more tremors and violent blasts occurred. My toes curled and I was enjoying my warm, secure spot. I was King. I did have the awareness to bring my iPhone so I could enjoy reading this board and watching a few YouTube videos. After 27 minutes I felt my feet starting to fall ****** so I reached for the roll of Charmin Ultra-Strong. I wiped 9 times before I was clean and flushed three times to whoosh all the nuggs away. I had the Asian wife go in there with Pine-Sol and a brush to clean the rest about 1PM this afternoon.
Normally diarrhea leaves me unsatisfied thinking I will have to make a return trip in 30 minutes. This morning I throughly and patiently evacuated. Taking into consideration the curling of my toes I will rate this **** 3.75 stars.
I woke up this morning with the ******* Shits. It's basically frothy diarrhea. It was about 7AM and I was still blurry-eyed and wobbly-legged. I barely got my pants down to my knees before my anus turned inside out and I rocketed hot brown lava all over the inside of the bowl before my ass cheeks even touched the seat. While in a seating position more tremors and violent blasts occurred. My toes curled and I was enjoying my warm, secure spot. I was King. I did have the awareness to bring my iPhone so I could enjoy reading this board and watching a few YouTube videos. After 27 minutes I felt my feet starting to fall ****** so I reached for the roll of Charmin Ultra-Strong. I wiped 9 times before I was clean and flushed three times to whoosh all the nuggs away. I had the Asian wife go in there with Pine-Sol and a brush to clean the rest about 1PM this afternoon.
Normally diarrhea leaves me unsatisfied thinking I will have to make a return trip in 30 minutes. This morning I throughly and patiently evacuated. Taking into consideration the curling of my toes I will rate this **** 3.75 stars.