help ples

Mr Dragon

king of freeones
i want a anamated sig a real good one
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Try the signature help thread.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Argh! :mad: I'll make one for you as long as you promise never to bug anyone about a sig again. Ever. For as long as you're here.

And if you break that agreement, I swear to Xenu, I'll stab you in the throat.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Why not just make it yourself? If it's worth having it's worth working for and if that means putting in the effort to learn how to make one and making one, then so be it.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Why not just make it yourself? If it's worth having it's worth working for and if that means putting in the effort to learn how to make one and making one, then so be it.

Considering that he can't even spell animated correctly or generally even form a coherent thought, the odds of him figuring out how to use a program like Adobe Fireworks to produce a quality, animated gif signature...

Well, I have a better chance of banging Sara Jean Underwood and winning the lottery on the same day.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Considering that he can't even spell animated correctly or generally even form a coherent thought, the odds of him figuring out how to use a program like Adobe Fireworks to produce a quality, animated gif signature...

Well, I have a better chance of banging Sara Jean Underwood and winning the lottery on the same day.

Funny you should mention that - I work for a lottery fraud office (we vet people before they recieve their winnings) and we just dispatched her to a teachers house in Indiana with a cheque...
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Funny you should mention that - I work for a lottery fraud office (we vet people before they recieve their winnings) and we just dispatched her to a teachers house in Indiana with a cheque...

I don't play the lottery. It seems that the only people who do are the ones who can least afford to do so.

You could have at least sent Sara Jean Underwood instead. I'm not asking for much here... :mad:
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I don't play the lottery. It seems that the only people who do are the ones who can least afford to do so.

You could have at least sent Sara Jean Underwood instead. I'm not asking for much here... :mad:

That, I suspect, is because they see it as a last desperate chance.

As for Sara jean, she was on her way and she was in fact a mere 7 minutes from the teachers abode when I read your message and decided that since you don't play the lottery there must have been a mistake - and recalled her to head office.
Anyway, good night :)
 
Yeah, and your siggy is going to be deleted for violating the maximum size limits (575x100) at FO. If I don't get extra space to work with, nobody does.

Thanks. I was wondering what the size limit is. I'll fix it later though since I need to learn how to resize it
 
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