Hawaiians celebrate not getting nuked with ... porn??

[tvstrip]

This is awesome.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/hawaii-porn-missile-alert_us_5a5fed79e4b054e351771eab

Based on real-time, per-minute page views, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07 a.m. immediately after the warning was sent out,” Pornhub said.
Traffic kept falling as news of the alert spread, and by 8:23 a.m., it was down a whopping 77 percent

As the false alarm was confirmed, traffic to Pornhub climbed steadily, and by 9:01 a.m., page views were nearly 50 percent above average. For the rest of the morning, views remained above average

2 Things:
1) Hawaiians know how to relive the stress of impending doom

and

2) Even in the face of nuclear annihilation, 23% of Hawaiians still didn't stop watching porn.

Although TBH I can see the allure of signing up for all the pornsites I've always wanted to join in a situation like that

 

[Will E Worm]

They should have gone to a buffet.

Big Island Buffets

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I second the buffet. I'm not dying on an empty stomach.

 

[sean miguel]

2) Even in the face of nuclear annihilation, 23% of Hawaiians still didn't stop watching porn.

talk about racing against the clock.

 

[Will E Worm]

I second the buffet. I'm not dying on an empty stomach.

Yes.

Welcome back. :hatsoff:

 

[earlyriser]

I like their style, what a great way to go down