Having trouble waking up in the morning?

Do I have sex on the brain if I was thinking that as an alarm clock, that thing is a waste....I'm sure it could be put to better use!
 
Do I have sex on the brain if I was thinking that as an alarm clock, that thing is a waste....I'm sure it could be put to better use!

Dunno, probably would be kind of uncomfortable to fuck on. You'd probably knock yourself out...

Although it could be marketed to fat people who cant move very well, the bed could do the thrusting for them :dunno: and all they have to do is just lie there. I think we have ourselves a winner.

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Its like if one of those hotel room beds, and a lowrider had a baby.
 
If I woke up to that hungover or still drunk, I'd break the damn thing. Other than that, the guy has way too much time on his hands.
 
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