Have you ever.............

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yeah. As a kid me and a friend would have competitions, seeing who could throw themselves down the strairs in the nastiest looking way while getting hurt least.

Have you ever danced with glowsticks?
 
Yes and i will be again in October

have you ever gone skinny dipping in some random persons backyard pool at night hoping you wouldn't get caught?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I haven't.
Have you ever taken off a girls G string only to find it's so wet that when you throw it against the wall it makes an audible splat and half rolls down the wall - half falls to the floor?

Not one of my better earlier sex experiences...
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yep
Squashed a spider in your ladys housemates bedroom and wondered when she will say thank you by joining yourself and your lady in bed?
In case you havent guessed, I just squashed the spider and at least a tag team blowjob seems in order to me given the sheer amount of fear present and the fact that I REALLY REALLY WANT SOME GROUP ACTION.... Um, I mean, got rid of it for her and cleaned up the area.
 
No can't say that I have but I don't kill them I pick them up and free them

gone out for a walk, got lost in your thoughts and when you came out of it had to stop for a minute to figure out where you ended up?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Many times.

Started walking home stoned and drunk, but found yourself walking to work on autopilot instead?
 
Never to work but I've walked to friends houses I generally crashed at when i was that out of it.. Worst part I walked right passed my house the one time because my friend just lived up the street man was he pissed when I woke him up trying to get into the house.

was so convinced you know someone in a mall or story you ran up and jumped at them and found out it wasn't who you thought it was when you both came crashing to the floor?
 
in my house ya its my hair at a restaurant no

shifty I have been the one jumping at a guy i thought was a friend and wasnt and the one bein jumped on to have him find out I wasn't who he thought I was and in both cases we ended up on the floor lol

made snow angels totally naked
 
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