Have you ever.............

yes ... and her father behind her

... licked on a paper pussy ?
 
yes, and I'm still doing it. I'm an ass-man for nothing ...

... fantisized that your dick was 1 meter long ??
 
No

... been in love with someone who couldn't stand you?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'm engaged, actually...

Ever been arrested for public drunkiness?
 
Yes


Held your pee for a long time on purpose?
 
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