Even if it's dirty enough, I don't want the seat to come very close to contact with my forbidden regions x_x
Same reason I never ***** naked.
Oh you're missing out on so much.
I so love the feeling of a thong crawling up my ass-crack as my bare ass cheeks slide around in the delightfully warm, sloppy mixture of cat hairs, food particles, sweat, dingle-berries, and a month-long collection of DNA deposit that have collected, and started to decay, on the slimy imitation-leather seat-cover of my variable-height, tilting and rotating, heated office chair. :rubbel: