Have you ever popped a thumb up your butt while beatin off?........

[daisy13]

I haven't

 

[Torre82]

I haven't

I am so.. so.. SO calling bullshit.

For the record, no thumbs. But index and middle fingers were fair game maybe a half dozen times. Only once or twice did it actually enhance the nut, tho. The other times it just hurt.

::shrug:: I'm not against the idea, it just hasnt worked well so far.

 

[Violator79]

I haven't

LOL that is the best thread title I've seen here in a long time!!

No I haven't. No bullshit either.

 

[tunsty]

God, No...






I don't do it myself, but I do have a couple of beauties on hand to do it for me..

 

[Fresno]

What is this?

 

[tartanterrier]

Nope because I'm left handed

 

[WheresDave]

No, but i kinda want to get either a buttplug or prostate massager *blinks*

 

[hedonis]

Have you ever shot someone with a bazooka while riding a moped through the ghetto?


I haven't....



H

 

[BlueBalls]

God, No...






I don't do it myself, but I do have a couple of beauties on hand to do it for me..

Thats my mother, you DIRTY BASTARD!!!!









Oh take her, shes always been a bit of a whore anyway, its better that its you than some weird guy


Have fun :hatsoff:

 

[LBP 76]

No, but has anyone tried getting off by hanging upside down while singing the words to the old Styx song 'Come Sail Away' really fast while viewing a porn movie played backwards during a full moon?

I haven't...yet.

 

[capetonian]

Somebody asked in another thread what was the sexiest thing his girlfriend has ever done for him. Well, I did not respond but, my SO gets me totally off when she fingers (gently) me.

F@ck, am I pervert now ?

 

[AnubisZ]

Im speechless, and dying from laughter.

 

[Torre82]

God, No...






I don't do it myself, but I do have a couple of beauties on hand to do it for me..

OMG you are like the awful-mental-image king. That is just.. foul!

Ugh.. they.. thumbs.. asian.. noo..

 

[tubuler]

If your a guy and you like sticking things in your ass then you are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you are.

 

[LBP 76]

If your a guy and you like sticking things in your ass then you are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you are.

I don't like sticking things in my ass, but your statement is totally untrue. Just ask a doctor. When they perform rectal exams, most people (men and woman) apparently find it somewhat pleasureable.
That wasen't the case for me, but I have always been different.

 

[DOA82]

I haven't

Two things spring to mind..

1) Troll Alert.

2) Youve done it and wanna make sure its not wierd by someone else on the board having done it as well.

 

[Spleen]

This guy has.

If your a guy and you like sticking things in your ass then you are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you are.

no, if another guy sticks his thumb up your ass THEN you are gay. if you do it to yourself, or a girl does it, it's not gay.

Just because gays take part in anal activities doesn't mean they own it.

 

[Legzman]

:wave: I have! Feels weird at first. Enhances the nut somehow, dunno how, but does work. Just to damn hard to try often enough. Usually only in the shower on the very rare say once every couple years I actually spank in the shower.

Thanks to the god damn internet my shower masturbation has come to a scratching halt!

Yes, yes, thats right, I'm addicted to jacking off and also addicted to porn...so between the 2 I'm totaly hooked for life! Can't give up one without the other and can't live with out one or the other so...you get the idea!:o

 

[Quagmire33]

I have done it and I do actually find it pleasurable, but one bit of advice don't use ure thump if ure gonna try use ure index finger ok.

 

[daisy13]

Not a troll. I actually haven't but my friend told me he tried the index finger and I thought it was odd and asked him if he ever put his thumb up his butt. He said no and doesn't plan on it but felt like asking the question here.

BTW- I don't plan on doing either.