I did once. I was waiting in the dentists office, and there was this MILF with a really low, loose top with...no bullshit, maybe G cups, and they were natural, im pretty sure. Anyway, I ended up putting my coat on my lap, and BAM! She never even noticed. There, i finally said it. Phew, I'm such a perv
Have you ever masturbated in public?
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I did it in the bathroom at church one time when I was like 13. Not in public, but we can assume GOD was watching lol.
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Yeah well I was young and dumb, and my dick controlled my brain.
I was once at the back of a busy bus when the urge to self copulate took hold of me. I flopped out my erectal penal code and began to beat off furiously.
The other people on the bus stared at me in utter shock, horror and if I do say so myself, awe as I bounced and writhed to a glorious climax, spurting my creamy wares in all directions.
Contented, I repackaged my pulsing popper, sat back and sighed with delight.
I then pulled out my cigarettes, looked around at all the blank faces and asked politely, "Do you mind if I smoke?"
The other people on the bus stared at me in utter shock, horror and if I do say so myself, awe as I bounced and writhed to a glorious climax, spurting my creamy wares in all directions.
Contented, I repackaged my pulsing popper, sat back and sighed with delight.
I then pulled out my cigarettes, looked around at all the blank faces and asked politely, "Do you mind if I smoke?"
Can't say I have, you get arrested for that!
I thought about whacking it in cinema while watching Die Another Day, Halle Berry in that bikini *drools*
Good call. I liked the white chick in that. So proper.. and.. cumworthy.
Rosamund Pike. mmm.
Hell, even Madonna in her music video was sexable. The whole movie smacks of sex! Friggin' hell!
Ahem, no.. I've wanked at my GF's work once, and I had many a nut while in the army behind closed doors. Some of the most boring times in my life, surrounded by gung ho bastards and ugly chicks. Every so often I said fuck it and just went to the restroom and spent some time wiff myself.
"Skeet skeet skeet, muhfuckahh"
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I used to help out at my friend's workplace, it was a hardware store where they built houses in the back. One day they asked me to help out cause they were running behind. I was alone in the house for about 4 hours, and I masturbated about three times cause I was bored. I did it in the attic while I was insulating it, fell through the floor soon after.
That's your lesson for today: Never try to insulate an attic while wanking it.
That's your lesson for today: Never try to insulate an attic while wanking it.
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© Philip Roth (Portnoy's Complaint)Slay said:
I certainly hope you didn't get any insulation on your member, as I recall when I was a kid helping redo my house fiberglass insulation itches like no other.
Nah, I'm not a perv 
I was do that in train. Straight to me was sit a beautifull milf with nice boobs and legs. I was finish in my jeans and she was only smile to me
When I was 16 I had a paper round and used to deliver to the houses on the outskirts of town. I used to find a nice driveway, one that had been looked after, then wank off facing the road. Always to page 3 of The Sun. Never got caught, but after a while it just didn't hold the thrill for me any longer.
It was at this point that I turned to fucking in public areas. Hillsides, parks etc. There's nothing like the feel of a cool breeze on ones nuts, and the heat of the sun on the buttocks to really get the hormones going
It was at this point that I turned to fucking in public areas. Hillsides, parks etc. There's nothing like the feel of a cool breeze on ones nuts, and the heat of the sun on the buttocks to really get the hormones going
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Thats a big negative.