Have you ever had an altercation with a famous person?

[Jack Davenport]

Or semi-famous?

I once got into a shoving match with the fucker that played *** Wee from the movie Porky's.

He was ***** in a bar and was mouthing off. Judd Nelson was with him and apologized for him and said that he was a real asshole when he was *****.

True story.