vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
For my Valentines gift to you all I give you 2 rosebuds
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I'd also urge all the married men on here (such as myself) to consider those less fortunate than us. Namely our wives.
Valentine's Day Cards
These rejected Valentine's Day cards somehow never made it to store shelves, I wonder why?
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
But the thing I like best, is getting you *****.
Our love will never become cold and hollow,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ass.
Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!
Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown, but so has your ass!
You're a honey, and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
You should check out the one that I gave to your ******!
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I'd also urge all the married men on here (such as myself) to consider those less fortunate than us. Namely our wives.
Valentine's Day Cards
These rejected Valentine's Day cards somehow never made it to store shelves, I wonder why?
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
But the thing I like best, is getting you *****.
Our love will never become cold and hollow,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ass.
Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!
Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown, but so has your ass!
You're a honey, and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
You should check out the one that I gave to your ******!
