Happy Valentine's Day, Perverts!

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Just came back from dinner with my wife and remembered something. Have any of you had a first date with a gal and that day happened to be Valentine's Day? I did once. I took this gal out to Dinner and the whole thing felt weird. We ate and finished our meal then went back to her place to screw. After the sex her food poisoning kicked in. She was throwing up in the bathroom. I asked her how the Bolognese was coming out but she said Marinara. I knew what I was saying too.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Interesting thought. I can't recall ever doing a first date on Valentine's. Bolognese would be much less fun than puking up marinara. Honestly, how do you get sick from pasta? Yikes.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Interesting thought. I can't recall ever doing a first date on Valentine's. Bolognese would be much less fun than puking up marinara. Honestly, how do you get sick from pasta? Yikes.

Coulda been from my semen then, I guess.

 

[Torre82]

Never did anything for v day. Never thought it very romantic to actually try and be romantic.. by buying overpriced candy that we won't even eat? More a fan of 500 extra kisses and be more thoughtful kinda stuff. :\

But with that said ..
I got into a "hurt your feelings cuz you were being an ass" convo with the ex wife, the other day. Her feelings, not mine.

Tbh i didn't know Valentine's was the next day.
I didn't know the super bowl was the day before, either.
Come to think of it.. what even is today?