Yeah, congratulations to all you mother f#$%ers (well, that's what they are, aren't they?) out there. Enjoy the ties, the cheap cologne, breakfast in bed and home made greeting cards from your little ones.
In all seriousness, may the blessings of the Lord be upon you. Enlighten young minds, bandage scraped knees, pat them on the back, coach their little league teams, bail them out of tough times, kick them in the ass when necessary and above all, love them unconditionally.
Enjoy your day.