Happy drunks, alcoholics unite

[Rock111x]

So I have been on freeones ones for nearly a year, and have not seen a thread where people can have a drunk post. So, here you go. Rules :1. Always positive. 2. No shame (when you are sober), for example me posting this thread. Moderators, if a similar thread existing please delete.

 

[sean miguel]

I'd like to participate, but I'm pretty much a dickhead when I'm drunk, ok, all the time, but still.

Good idea though.

 

[Rock111x]

I'd like to participate, but I'm pretty much a dickhead when I'm drunk, ok, all the time, but still.

Good idea though.

Surely not, i am confident that every one can find the happy drunk

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I have too many drinkie-poo-poos I like to talk about touching my pee-pee and making ca-ca. This makes me happy.

 

[Elwood70]

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional.

 

[Rock111x]

Greetings from Australia

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Not gonna lie, I bought a 6 pack of Budweiser in the bottle. I get strangely nostalgic for that stuff, and God help me, I think its good ice cold. And I mean cold.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

No need to be drunk i'm naturally stupid. :quack:

 

[Supafly]

I will instead open a sobr alcoholics thread.

You guys celebrate drinking yourself into ruin? I have seen the gates of hell, and am glad I made it back alive.

I pity you fools

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Wiener kissers. Which one of you ladies is the best wiener kisser? I like to get my wiener kissed when I'm on drinkie-poo-poos.

 

[RJS13]

I lost a great friend to drinking-----MY ERECTION!!!!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional.

You're not an alcoholic either. They have quit, and go to meetings.............you're a drunk. Or a drinker, if you don't push it to excess.







I actually typed that with a straight face.

 

[Rock111x]

True story

 

[Elwood70]

You're not an alcoholic either. They have quit, and go to meetings.............you're a drunk. Or a drinker, if you don't push it to excess.

Not for a lack of trying. I don't push it to excess......any more.

 

[Rock111x]

Not for a lack of trying. I don't push it to excess......any more.

Always push when I get the Chance

 

[The Yak]

On the subject of alcohol I adhere to a single guiding principle > Moderation in all things . . . including moderation.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Wiener kissers. Which one of you ladies is the best wiener kisser? I like to get my wiener kissed when I'm on drinkie-poo-poos.

I don't even remember posting that last night but it is true that I like to get my wiener kissed when I'm on drinkie-poo-poos.

 

[Rock111x]

Beer

 

[Rock111x]

My choice of beer

 

[Rock111x]

Just having a beer with Victoria Sweet