Happy anniversary of my not-death

[JaanaRuutu]

Four years ago today I was in a roll-over car accident that subsequently ended my music career and "should have ******" me, according to EMTs. I used to see this anniversary as something to be sad about, but in retrospect I guess I should be celebrating.

So, which one of you candy ass motherfuckers is going to buy me ****?

 

[squallumz]

i saved one of my sisters from drowning. if it wasn't for me, she's be a bunch of bones by now. i constantly remind her. she's taking me to lunch tomorrow.

she fucking better.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Oooh me! I WILL BUY YOU ****!

Let's see I nearly died once, got jumped by a group of people and beat down in the street until the cops showed up.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A 16 year old girl made a left turn in front of me last year. I went over the handle bars of my Harley, and bounced off of her car, after caving in her windshield and roof.

I had to buy my own ****. Of course the cop was nice enough to take me to the bar, but I paid.

 

[squallumz]

Oooh me! I WILL BUY YOU ****!

Let's see I nearly died once, got jumped by a group of people and beat down in the street until the cops showed up.

candy ass!

 

[Mayhem]

I went to see a doctor about a sore leg, thinking I was being a big wussy. If I had waited 12 more hours, I'd have lost the leg, if I had waited another day, I'd have died. Or so they told me.

I'll split a bottle of **** with you.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I went to see a doctor about a sore leg, thinking I was being a big wussy. If I had waited 12 more hours, I'd have lost the leg, if I had waited another day, I'd have died. Or so they told me.

I'll split a bottle of **** with you.

I'm in!

 

[Mr_Balls]

Phhhht! It was a gang war over a woman.
Kind of like Helen of Troy...it was about two years ago. I have no idea what I was thinking :smh

 

[squallumz]

Phhhht! It was a gang war over a woman.
Kind of like Helen of Troy...it was about two years ago. I have no idea what I was thinking :smh

we skipped you.

 

[assari]

Which do you prefer; Lapin Kulta or Karjala

 

[Rex Hermaykup]

Cheers Jaana! I'm really glad you are still here sexy

 

[ApolloBalboa]

 

[gunslingingbird]

she fucking better.

Yes, she is! I can attest to that? :nannerf2:

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Assari, just bring me a case of Karhu. I'm a cheap date.

 

[assari]

Assari, just bring me a case of Karhu. I'm a cheap date.

Okay and you bring food. (wtf)

 

[gunslingingbird]

Okay and you bring food. (wtf)

Just make sure it was grown in Finland, or she'll flip out on you.

 

[L3ggy]

Four years ago today I was in a roll-over car accident that subsequently ended my music career and "should have ******" me, according to EMTs. I used to see this anniversary as something to be sad about, but in retrospect I guess I should be celebrating.

So, which one of you candy ass motherfuckers is going to buy me ****?

Must've been terrible. I've been in a car crash myself, but nothing life threatening like you.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/****.gif

 

[jitna]

should i get the keg?

 

[kappy]

Happy anniversary jaana lets celebrate with some, jack daniels and ******* sex!

 

[deno21]

Born with a cyst on the back of my head stopped breathing on the table during the opration they stopped and got me breathing again then I got a staph infection in in it still have the scar to this day