Haiku contest: win free passes to clubgreeneyed

To who ever the next participant is after me
Ahem
I bet you don't win
They don't let big fatasses
Win Green Eyed's Contest

lol I'm not interested in the contest, I just felt I had to post this. No offense intended to anyone :p
 

Jon S.

Banned
Shit, I've probably only written 2 of these in my life, and that was probably a long time ago.....but what the Hell......here goes nothing:


Plump apples fixate.
Round cheeks bounce but poles spring up.
Green Eyed mesmerize.



Hey, nothing ventured.....nothing gained......I had to give it a shot anyway! Ha ha ha!
 
Bootylicious booty I like.
Oh I cannot lie, the Landing pad. Watch that tat,
least Seymore Butts fires my ass.

Fuck three lines that sucks. I'm a Chancer:2 cents:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Nice butt. But, too bad
That one song by Sugarloaf
Didn't mention it.
 
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