Haiku contest: win free passes to clubgreeneyed

[GreenEyed]

Hey Guys,
It's time for another contest.

Our last contest was a picture caption contest.

This week our contest will be to write a Booty Haiku
(three line poem 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

If you write anything rude or degrading about my ass I won't pick you to win. I don't enjoy anal sex or objects being rammed in there. Let's focus on the beauty and wonder of my booty.

Rules:
-You may only submit one haiku for the contest.
-Your entry must follow the structure of what a haiku is or it will not be judged.
-Your entry will not win if you insult or degrade the Green Eyed booty.

Contest Dates:
Entries will be accepted Saturday September 24 through Friday September 30. I will not judge any entries after that date. I will announce winners in the thread in October within 3-5 days of contest. (depending on how many entries it may take longer to judge)

Prizes:
1st place: one MONTH pass to http://www.clubgreeneyed.com PLUS a fan sign with your FREEONES user name

2nd place: one week pass to http://www.clubgreeneyed.com

3rd place: fan sign with your FREEONES user name

All three winners will have their booty haikus posted on my blog http://www.sexygreeneyed.com

Good luck everyone!

xoxo
GE

 

[georges]

ok just as a general reminder, those who will flame ocsms will be dealt accordingly.

 

[squallumz]

someone must have been naughtyyyyyy.

haikus eh?

that was cool, huh huh

when we killed that frog, huh huh,

it wont croak again.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I had to google haiku.

So they don't rhyme?

 

[mrtrebus]

I had to google haiku.

So they don't rhyme?

Not all the time.

 

[Shifty]

The morning sunrise :sunny:
In all it's splendor must yield
To Greeneyed's booty. :moon:

:bowdown:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Not all the time.

But they can?

 

[mrtrebus]

But they can?

It's up to you man.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Example of haiku:

The leaves of Shanghai
Pale doorways in a steel sky
Winter has begun

This is the format, please apply to the splendor that is green eyeds... wooty?

 

[GreenEyed]

What is the point of making your arse the focus of attention all the time if you don't want anything rammed up it?

because i am a booty shaker and have a site based on that so many fans appreciate a non anal aspect of booties

 

[GreenEyed]

it does not have to rhyme

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm not saying I dislike the non-anal thing. I'm just pointing out that you had your fingers in your butt in your caption contest pic!

 

[GreenEyed]

I'm not saying I dislike the non-anal thing. I'm just pointing out that you had your fingers in your butt in your caption contest pic!

yes i can handle some small fingers but i don't do anal during my cam shows or in personal life. i've done less than 10 videos with anal toy/finger penetration. it's not very pleasureful for me and i just wanted to let people know more tips on how to win the contest this time

if you win you know your sign could be footsies this time

 

[alexpnz]

My cock is the same size as a small finger. So we will be fine.

Is it wooden like the green duck puppet in your avatar?

 

[mrtrebus]

Is it wooden like the green duck puppet in your avatar?

No. & for future reference, there are no puppets in my avatar.
:ban:

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Focus now people, no anal was stated.

And I must say that I appreciate the effort of instating some class to this forum by having this haiku contest.

I´ve given an example in my previous post, now try to do the same but focus on the hiney with the green eyed.

Obviously not including Shanghai....

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Okay, I try this. I had one that's rhyming and this one. Since we can only post one...

Round round round it is
we all want a piece of it
That's the Green Eyed bum.

 

[GreenEyed]

Focus now people, no anal was stated.

And I must say that I appreciate the effort of instating some class to this forum by having this haiku contest.

I´ve given an example in my previous post, now try to do the same but focus on the hiney with the Green Eyes.

Obviously not including Shanghai....

also i'm Green Eyed not Green Eyes just to clear up any confusion.
i am excited to read the entries and free booty shaking passes up for grabs is a sweet deal

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Was trying for the amusing pun with putting your eyes on your behind, meh, I´ll just have another scotch and go to bed instead of trying to be clever I think. :bang:

The one time I dont check the preview post it just happens to link to another babe....

I am so stupid
I should not go near booty
Green Eyed slap me silly

 

[larss]

I enjoy booty
Green Eyed has a great behind
Shake that ass baby