Had sex before marriage? Look at porn? Can't vote in the LCGOPs primaries.

[Petra]

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsme..._had_pre-marital_sex_you_can.php?ref=skyboxes

Before you can join the Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina and get on the primary ballot, they ask that you pledge that you’ve never ever had pre-marital sex — and that you will never ever look at porn again.

Well, I think if people are honest they won't have anyone to vote in the primaries at all!

 

[squallumz]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6523826, member: 114093"]

Well, I think if people are honest they won't have anyone to vote in the primaries at all!

exactly.

 

[Rey C.]

Well, once you take the pledge, do you get a cool dagger and a tattoo on your arm? Oh, and a uniform... black, of course! Oh, oh, oh! And some shiny leather boots and a helmet. Gotta have those! If you get all that stuff, I'm packing a moving van tomorrow. Count me in!

I like the thought of getting into something on the ground floor. And something tells me, this movement is going places!

Just don't put me in a guard tower. I'm a little freaked out about heights. :shy:

 

[Petra]

Well, once you take the pledge, do you get a cool dagger and a tattoo on your arm? Oh, and a uniform... black, of course! Oh, oh, oh! And some shiny leather boots and a helmet. Gotta have those! If you get all that stuff, I'm packing a moving van tomorrow. Count me in!

I like the thought of getting into something on the ground floor. And something tells me, this movement is going places!

Just don't put me in a guard tower. I'm a little freaked out about heights. :shy:

No. You just get a cheap ass plastic ring out of a cracker jack box.

 

[lurkingdirk]

if people are honest

You mention something about politics, and then you use the above phrase. I thought you were smarter than that.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsme..._had_pre-marital_sex_you_can.php?ref=skyboxes



Well, I think if people are honest they won't have anyone to vote in the primaries at all!

wtf??? I am a republican but having to have those prerequisites, if I lived there Id just say I am independent

 

[Red Spyder]

...."and in other news, the Laurens County Republican primary elections reported record low turnout with Rick Santorum winning 100% of the 3 votes cast. Back to you at the studio."

 

[wdoall]

I had to have pre-maritial sex because I sure as hell don't get it now that I'm married

 

[StanScratch]

Were I a republican in South Carolina, I would actively go out and look for some chick to fuck so I wouldn't have to vote for one of those four idiots. Then I would kill myself...because I was from South Carolina. And a Republican.

 

[cree]

Does this confession counts as pre-marital sex :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-L2nR0WoNU&feature=related