Greatest Craigslist JO sessions
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What kind of nonsense is this?
Harley Spencer
Official Checked Star Member
They can jump and stomp on the trains but not break them? How's that gonna work?
He and another guy are gonna jerk each other off and not be at least kinda gay? How's that gonna work?
Methinks this guy is either living in a land of make believe, or the entry is a fake.
It's amazing what two guys can do together these days without being gay. When I was at uni me and my mates found a personal ad in a porn mag with words to the effect of :
"Do you like wearing you wife's panties? I like wearing my wife's panties. Maybe we can meet up in a public toilet wearing our wife's panties. Then I'll wear your wife's panties, and you can wear mine. Then I'll put an anally-specific condom on my fingers, lube up and put my fingers up your arse and suck you off. Then you can finger my arse and suck me off. BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY."
I'm deadly serious. The description may have even been more detailed than what I've written, but the author seemed intent on making sure that this discreet meeting for a bit of mutual lingerie appreciation and man-on-man fellatio not be misinterpreted as gay.
As an aside, we didn't even know "anally-specific" condoms were a thing until we read that.
"Do you like wearing you wife's panties? I like wearing my wife's panties. Maybe we can meet up in a public toilet wearing our wife's panties. Then I'll wear your wife's panties, and you can wear mine. Then I'll put an anally-specific condom on my fingers, lube up and put my fingers up your arse and suck you off. Then you can finger my arse and suck me off. BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY."
I'm deadly serious. The description may have even been more detailed than what I've written, but the author seemed intent on making sure that this discreet meeting for a bit of mutual lingerie appreciation and man-on-man fellatio not be misinterpreted as gay.
As an aside, we didn't even know "anally-specific" condoms were a thing until we read that.
Harley Spencer
Official Checked Star Member
Yeah, anally-specific? Wtf is that?
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I hope he's going to clean off the rails after he's done....or the trains will loose conductivity, and won't run properly.
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Well, according to Google they don't exist. But someone is making them, and they might be on the market as early as 2015.
Harley Spencer
Official Checked Star Member
Sounds like you'd be a perfect fit for this guy!
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Sam is a 32 year old guy in Dallas?
hell no, i can be for ya
lol.i just love toy trains, enjoy them, but wont be part of his psychic game, i think he needs help from a psycholog immediatly!
Harley Spencer
Official Checked Star Member
hell no, i can be for ya
i just love toy trains, enjoy them, but wont be part of his psychic game, i think he needs help from a psycholog immediatly!
Haha I wouldn't call him a psycho, but he's certainly out there with his sexuality.
hell no, i can be for ya
i just love toy trains, enjoy them, but wont be part of his psychic game, i think he needs help from a psycholog immediatly!
His psychic game? So... he's reading your mind because he knows exactly what you're into?
His psychic game? So... he's reading your mind because he knows exactly what you're into?
coincidence.
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i like just the toys, but rather having the train passing over your hot body than him, LOL.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Today's lesson children: never post on Craigslist after huffing meth .....
I thought the lesson would be to not let your father near your train set, because God only knows what he might do with it....
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C.K. Lawrence
Closed Account
Haha, what the... so that's what a JO-BRO is, I was wondering when I saw someone post that somewhere else (FB). I don't think he was using it in that context though, which is quite funny to me.
Briana Lee
Official Checked Star Member
What the hell is this?! I am totally confused and disgusted by this......who the hell paints their door frames green?!!!
