True story.
Police followed tire tracks through fresh snow across peoples lawns ..gardens.. to my buddys house..
[Officer]- Knocks on door.. [My buddy Rob] answers it..[Officer]We've had some complaints about your drivin.
[My buddy Rob] [Totally wasted at this moment][Dead serious says]-Sorry officer, you must have the wrong guy,...I don't even own a drive-in...
The Officer turns around [trying to hold back laughter]His patner in the porch already Has doubled over and left......
[My buddy Rob] asks them to come back and have a few hoots and shooters..
Porch door shuts ....Cops left without a word said............................
True story ...Priceless comeback...